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ImpeachThisBitch 33 points ago +33 / -0

Beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

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Populist_Leader 9 points ago +9 / -0

Donations > voting

Votes are rigged. We can “vote” using our dollars. Ideally we starve the GOP of our money, and forcing them to try and appease us, to keep the money train rolling

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romanhelmet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you Dan Crenshaw?

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deplorablepepe4 9 points ago +9 / -0

You had me except the green hair comment. AOC / GOP are one in the same.

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Vermino 8 points ago +8 / -0

In 2 years, the republican party is going to lose all their seats & I am just going to light a cigar and laugh.

Fuck those RINOs.

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IvIA6A 6 points ago +6 / -0

They deserve it. I'm so tired of fighting to get these people elected and they never fight for what is right.

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FreedomSteak 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wish I could see the people recieving these responses... would be glorious.

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IvIA6A 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some poor intern just marks you off from contact for a few months before trying again.

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Ryanaissance 7 points ago +7 / -0

A loobless installation.

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FarmingLeftBollocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fantastic stuff, pede. Fuck the GOP, let it burn. Something will take it's place, and hopefully it's the Lion Party

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mlp67 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent

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BabbleRabble 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's some Billy Shakespeare right thar.

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Birf 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't get enough of these posts telling off the RNC

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Cram 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shakespeare himself couldn't have written it more eloquently.

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Gerbaski 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way.

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ektojaxo 3 points ago +3 / -0

+10 - appropriate use of 'y'all' throughout email.

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finscreenname 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm feeling a little verklempt...need a minute.........talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic. Rhode Island, neither a road nor an island, discuss.

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B0nafidetarzan 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's better if the people of Rhode Island don't figure out this information.

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donniedarko 2 points ago +2 / -0

This should be a template.

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StupidGAVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poetry.

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DogAteMyPassword 2 points ago +2 / -0

...PUSH YOUR POOP IN.... Pede, you made me laugh until I peed my pants. Fuck the Uniparty, I'm a Trumplican.

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ParktonKing 2 points ago +3 / -1

Primary the GOP. Rebuild it in a year so trump can come back. Otherwise, he’ll have to form a third party that will take around 10 years before they win major stuff

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautiful

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SpeakerdocTake2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Written like a true master of the art of the troll. 🌶👌🏽

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UnstableGoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect.

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Okiedoked2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based response Pede! I can't wait for my next request to be texted over..... Oh shit I think I blocked them....F....u...C...k

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Porkchop-express 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dragon energy there