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b00nis 45 points ago +46 / -1

They also have trouble pulling themselves out of the ground.

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thunderpussy 23 points ago +24 / -1

And getting those casket lids open are a bitch!.....

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Thwok 7 points ago +7 / -0

That picture is misleading. You can fit quite a few (Democrat) voters ... in an Urn.

How many hundreds could be heaped under the bleachers (to make them level)?

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KS-76- 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well he did get the Jeep vote

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SpaceRat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Actually can agree on that one.

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thunderpussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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hloblart 15 points ago +16 / -1

Attending the inauguration couldn't be done by mail.

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PurestEvil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or materialize themselves from the world of imagination.

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Silencemennow 3 points ago +3 / -0

And when there's thousands of folks living in the same PO Box its hard to get out of the door.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂

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whybag 8 points ago +8 / -0

They had no trouble gathering in huge numbers in November when they first declared victory. They woke up with their hangovers and remembered they were installing Joe Fucking Biden.

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FUCKCHINA1776 3 points ago +4 / -1

You mean the china virus?

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TheMAGAlorian787 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they’re dead.

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't he also blame his win on covid?

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MAGA_Skull 54 points ago +55 / -1

smallest crowd in history

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Megascandal 22 points ago +23 / -1

Even the first inauguration when the population was under 30 million? Probably had far more.

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hloblart 19 points ago +20 / -1

Pretty sure Washington provided free booze, so probably a good size crowd.

"Swilling the planters with bumbo"

I think Andrew Jackson did the same thing, was common back then.

Ahh, for the time when our country didn't suck.

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hloblart 12 points ago +13 / -1

For those that don't know, bumbo is a low alcohol rum drink similar to grog, but with nutmeg and less juice.

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dougkeenan 9 points ago +9 / -0

I did not know thank you educated fren

nutmeg slightly psychoactive yes?

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hloblart 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you have enough of it, probably wouldn't be enough in bumbo.

Most I have ever had is two glasses of bumbo, and felt no effects different than normal alcohol.

Then again, I have had absinthe, and felt no effects other than feeling far less drunk than a comparable amount of alcohol, while clearly being roughly as impaired mentally.

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone write Trump ... we need a line of TRUMP MAGA Bumbo ... Winning like our Forefathers!

I'd buy the shit outta that product...

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, Washington did not cheat and commit fraud, so yeah, he had more support

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remember1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

They used CCP virus lockdowns to hide the low numbers

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Commence 35 points ago +35 / -0

Remember that they tried to mock Trump for the crowd size in his inauguration.

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thunderpussy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Small crowd syndrome......

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TheJamesRocket 35 points ago +35 / -0

Biden has no popular support whatsoever. But he managed to get more votes than Trump? Bullshit.

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thunderpussy 21 points ago +21 / -0

No sign of his alleged support in person, on line, on video views.

Nowhere.

Only in the constructed illusion of the MSM, deep state and the Democrati/Marxist party.

It's complete sophistry and bullshit.

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Which begs the question, if this isn't a legitimate democratic constitutional republic we're living in, what is it?

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thunderpussy 6 points ago +6 / -0

A cross between an oligarchy and kleptocracy, in my book.

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ThSowell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Which Jew are you gonna be? The one who fled early and kept his belongings, the one who fled late and had nothing, or the one who gets shoved into the oven?

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Free_Floridian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll be the one that they sing songs about in temple the one that saved us all from Cho and the Ho

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Xanisor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or the one that worked with the Germans and became a multi-billionaire through currency speculation?

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MOLOCH_Hunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't care about biden, it's just orange man bad and first female POC VP.

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just completely speechless.

Sure. Lockdowns, blah blah blah ... but ... after all the shit they gave Our Man. I just... wow....

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3rdAccount 22 points ago +22 / -0

THEY'RE SOCIAL DISTANCING REEEEEEEEEE!!!

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shivermetimbers 18 points ago +18 / -0

2+2=5

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

I, too, have played Radiohead's Hail to the Thief today

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Free_Floridian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad thom is a cuck libtard globalist

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

At a certain point you have to just divorce your enjoyment of the art from the artist. Chaka Khan was a Black Panther but I still dig Sweet Thing.

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Brethern123 18 points ago +18 / -0

Welcome to new math

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Nameless_Mofo 16 points ago +16 / -0

This physically hurts me, to see President Trump who is so loved and so popular, cheated out of his rightful victory by a dementia patient lowlife and his evil cadre of demon possessed ghouls. So sad rn.

You're still my president, Mr. Trump!

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Free_Floridian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep your head up we need everyone at their best

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

A fucking punch in the gut that hurts the heart. I feel it too, brother.

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IvotedforTrumptwice 15 points ago +15 / -0

Idk why but 6,000,000 comes to mind.

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veryundude 15 points ago +15 / -0

Look how far away their little BS flag display is. Could that old man even see it?

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Silencemennow 1 point ago +1 / -0

they likely thought they'd at least fill the front with people and the flags would fill in the rest. Lmfao

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Thwok 0 points ago +1 / -1

You mean their artistic tribute to Nazi symbolism?

Yeah, they didn't think we noticed ...

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Kekistan_United 14 points ago +14 / -0

one image shows the obvious; a group of elites needing a country full of slaves

the other image shows the obvious as well; a man, loved by his country, supported by his people

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grad16uc 13 points ago +13 / -0

Is this an actual photo during his speech?

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thunderpussy 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yep. Mr. 80 gazillion votes........

This is the bullshit you are told to believe and will be cancelled should you question it......

Stalin couldn't be prouder.

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Unapologetic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes.

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hiddensfinger 9 points ago +9 / -0

Even if they pulled this gated shit for Trumps true 2nd inauguration the streets behind the gate would be filled.

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Myzlplix 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cue fail recorder soundtrack

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acasper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol yeah have those big flags to hide the lack of supporters.

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DaveMastor 6 points ago +6 / -0

The top image looks like after a disaster....

oh wait...

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Dev404 5 points ago +5 / -0

His combined views for his basement campaign probably didn't reach 1 million views total.

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ISTApackagingguy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why do you think they needed so many soldiers? Someone had be attending so they brought in the military.

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lenchodahated 4 points ago +4 / -0

that’s the most people that ever been to any of his rallies lmaoooo didn’t one have like 3 people or some shit? 9? and the media cameramen made it look like it there was thousands there. nigga FUCK pedo joe

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InterloperKO 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We're gonna ask you all to spread out and puff up your chests. Make it look busy, y'all"

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OneBigMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

But it's all because of da coof. If it wasn't for da coof, he woulda had a hunerd bajillion. honest injun.

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rantingsofastarseed 4 points ago +4 / -0

looks exactly like their rallies

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mikethemarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

those colors on the other side of the pond are flags so you see that those are who voted for him (lifeless articles) just like his votes

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MAGACountryResident 3 points ago +3 / -0

REEEEEEE ITS BECAUSE OF THE DEADLIEST THING KNOWN TO MAN WITH A 99.7% SURVIVAL RATE COVID 19!! REEEEE AND SECURITY CONCERNS OF RIGHT WING TERRORISTS!! THATS WHY THERE WERENT PEOPLE THERE!! HE GOT 80 MILLION VOTES AND YOU CANT SAY HE DIDNT! (Crying NPC face)

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ldunco1 3 points ago +3 / -0

The flags voted though

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tiffany46 3 points ago +3 / -0

The inauguration had 1 flag representing every 100 fake votes

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FUCKCHINA1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

BUT, BUT, BUT the pandemic

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WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Favorite part of the day... When the National Guard Troops turned their backs on Beijing Bidens motorcade. 🤣🤣🤣

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Spawnlingman 2 points ago +3 / -1

They didn't even fill the seats they put out

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Pumpitrealgood 2 points ago +2 / -0

the regime anoints one of their own into their special club

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2SmoothGQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....jesus. pathetic as fuck

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

i have a question, who paid for all those fucking flags, it better have been Biden, cause they made our presidents campaign pay for security and all the pomp and circumstance

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AM3RICAN 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they set up all the "security" just so they could hide the lack of a real crowd. Pathetic.

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bar_zangi 2 points ago +2 / -0

But muh sniffles 🤡🌎

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is sad af lol. LOW ENERGY. ENERGY HIT NEGATIVES.

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UseMask2WipeAss 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's just because of COVID they have to social distance and keep the crowd limited. /s

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Free_Floridian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah and it also explains all the non enthusiasm

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CardinalR451 2 points ago +2 / -0

The empty-ass field shit-stained they forgot to put flags in! Bwahahahhahahaha!

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vegeta_ban 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cover for lack of real supporters

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Siteless_Vagrant [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, they ran 'em all year, during all the "peaceful protests" and the rallies. Nobody voted for the guy.

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Free_Floridian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then got about 325,000 views on the official White House YouTube feed with 3,000 likes and 25,000 downvoted

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