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GlobalismSucks4All 54 points ago +54 / -0

Not surprising - although I wouldn't take the vaccine under ANY administration.

They'll have those travel certificates ready to go in no time.

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chaletschuss3467 24 points ago +24 / -0

Hoping there's a black market I can get a fake vaccine card. Never would have considered doing anything illegal before, never had a fake ID or even drank underage growing up (was a good kid lol). But these are commie times now, have to go to the underground

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ColdBrewCovfefe 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’ve got one. Keep it on me all times. It’s my middle finger.

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magaeducator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like it'd be easy to make a fake one, no? It just looks like a form printed on card stock

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chaletschuss3467 4 points ago +4 / -0

geeze, yeah I'm hoping that's far fetched and won't actually come to play, at least this year. It's first year of the commie land, they can't go that hard core yet. If they do, Texas must secede - where else would people go?

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GlobalismSucks4All 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why they'll institute the scanning ASAP.

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chaletschuss3467 3 points ago +3 / -0

scanning?

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GlobalismSucks4All 3 points ago +3 / -0

Using a scanner over the vax - the luminescent ingredient (think it's called luciferase) shpws up under the light so they can tell you've been vaxxed

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chaletschuss3467 3 points ago +3 / -0

geeze, ok hope that won't come into play. Shit

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GlobalismSucks4All 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are literally cattle to these people.

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GlobalismSucks4All 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm gonna really cheer you up tonight: https://id2020.org

They're already doing a similar thing in Africa https://www.mintpressnews.com/africa-trust-stamp-covid-19-vaccine-record-payment-system/269346/

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chaletschuss3467 4 points ago +4 / -0

the fuck? feels like I really do live in a sci-fi commie land. Pure evil. Gates is basically a psychopath at this point.

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chaletschuss3467 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great. Ok I need a mental health break from all this, scary times ahead. Time to just go shop more MyPillow :P

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ParadigmShift2070 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chyna is already working on the fake certificate

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Anachronox 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is. Pharmacists are already selling them. Get in early before the crackdown.

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Hellann 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are going to push for mandatory vaccinations. You know it. If it's evil, they will try it.

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GlobalismSucks4All 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely.

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BidenCrimeFamily 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here, though only one administration wouldn't make it mandatory.

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GlobalismSucks4All 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree. If Biden stays they'll make all kinds of things conditional on being vaxxed. i won't do it no matter what.

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Bramage 23 points ago +23 / -0

time for Amazon to just go away

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HyperCarbs 24 points ago +24 / -0

Stop ordering from them. Counterfeit products. High prices. Woke company culture.

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deleteDems 12 points ago +12 / -0

Counterfeit products is a big one, they have been pushing made in China garbage more than legitimate brands.

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bru_tech 5 points ago +5 / -0

Knew they were fishy way back when. I bought House season 1-4 off Amazon. Shipped from China and basically burned copies from a legit DVD pack. They screen printed and came in a shotty box. Worked though ¯\(ツ)

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StrongPeacemaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate the idea of a parallel economy BUT they leave us no choice... ppl we must start building our own businesses AND SUPPORT them

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woodspea23 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just cancelled my prime a couple weeks ago and haven’t ordered anything since. Used it pretty often but now I don’t miss it at all.

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chaletschuss3467 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same! Feels great supporting smaller businesses too, even if shipping time is a bit longer here and there!

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vegeta_ban 4 points ago +4 / -0

We’re shutting down our Amazon business no point in busting our family’s collective asses to give more in fees to Amazon, shipping companies and the government than we make in profit. Fuck it. Taking all assets out of that business and finding ways to invest to ride this storm out (hopefully).

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Beat_to_Quarters [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

NBC News reporter Dylan Byers reported on Twitter, "For those asking if similar offer was extended to President Trump... I asked. Amazon rep said company was in touch with CDC's Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices and Dept. of Health and Human Services last month. But no mention of a direct letter to President Trump."

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FuckPlebbit 7 points ago +7 / -0

NBC reporter asking an actual question....

Welp either that was his one allowed question for the year or he’s fired.

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CokeOrPepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fast track to death by vaccine.

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ISTApackagingguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dang I wanted to be the first one to say that.

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SilentGuardian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well pedo joe is going to destroy small businesses so I'm sure amazon is happy to help in any way possible.

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Daughterfreedom76 5 points ago +5 / -0

FUCK them! I cancelled my PRIME membership and refuse to buy anything through this GLOBALIST supporting POS.

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chaletschuss3467 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same! this is the way we can have the biggest impact at the moment - we ARE the MAJORITY. We can control these giant companies by cancelling and never going back. We just need to all commit to it!

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Nova72 4 points ago +4 / -0

So how much blood does Amazon have for not offering this earlier, of wait is that cricket’s I hear

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acasper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Along with the WHO PCR Cycle Number guidelines update it’s even more clear now that there has been massive collusion.

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me tell you, buying a vaccine from Amazon is not at the top of my list of things to do

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Cheesecakecrush 3 points ago +4 / -1

The vaccine kills more people than it saves and the ones it doesn't kill it maims, change my mind.

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chaletschuss3467 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's basically a live experiment at this point. Some scary shit. Only thing I wish Trump wouldn't have put on his proud accomplishment list - but I get it's mostly to troll the left, and puts them in a hard place as they want the vaccine

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Hellann 1 point ago +1 / -0

AND since it's still technically experimental, anyone who gets the vaccine is not only a guinea pig, but THEY HAVE NO LEGAL RECOURSE if anything goes wrong. AND you will be enrolled in a two year study following you without your consent!

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't need facial paralysis for a 99+% survival rate virus. A vaccine that their supporters said still requires masking, you can still get and transmit the virus, and has killed people who had preexisting health conditions. No thanks.

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Truthdose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like a (defense) contractor...

a money laundering scheme

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Spartacus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t think it’s a bad thing that the bulk of this horrendous vaccine distribution will be taking place under the illegitimate cheater. It’s going to hurt a lot of people and will be happening under his dictatorship.

Trump pushing this experimental frankenshot was a mistake.

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Pepedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Legit def of fascism in action

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The company is run by a Dr. Evil lookalike, so this shouldn't surprise anyone...

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ShadowyMrBlank 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the height of evil to willingly allow people to die just so you can make someone you don't like look bad.

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roscoe63 2 points ago +2 / -0

Political posturing

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Pepesforfreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone that wants one and can’t get one can have mine, my husbands, and my kids vaccines. I’m serious. I don’t know why so many people are running to sign up for this. I have a 99.9% chance of recovering without ANY treatment, I probably already have for all I know. You can still spread it. You can still get sick from it. No, you can’t walk around without a mask. What’s the point?

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elmerecido 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fucking hypocrites. As soon as I'm done watching The Expanse, I vow to cancel Amazon Prime.

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TheStupidestBitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

there are other ways to get the expanse. look into what nzb files are

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elmerecido 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does that imply torrenting them? I have a problem with doing that.

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USAgainstChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's because Amazon enables the Chinese displacement of American jobs and housing, things Trump stood against. Now that Sleep China Joe is in office they can work out a deal to sell out our future together.

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Parhelion12 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not a vaccine. Fuck that genetic modification bullshit.

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Stolen 2 points ago +2 / -0

CNN killed thousands because HCQ denial.

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. FUCK AMAZON AND BEZOS!

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Athena144 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop acting as if the vaccine (or Amazon) is a good thing.

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MrDonaldTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same as Joe. For months now, I've been wondering why Joe didn't share his secret plan to stop COVID. If you know the plan to save lives, why keep them to yourself.

Clown world.

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Nunyo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ancient Chinese secret, huh???

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeff Bezos is the personification of a James Bond villain. Bent on world domination, bald head.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except nobody dies from not getting the vaccine because WuFlu is fictional.

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pbarnett865 1 point ago +1 / -0

Disgusting

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tiberseptim37 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Muh divisive president!” is the definition of victim blaming. Instead of holding accountable the sociopaths conspiring against him at the cost of lives, they blame the target of their ire. Sad!

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Fizbin7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah well, who wants it?

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Dr_Pooper 1 point ago +1 / -0

They needed the Xiden admin to cover up all the vaccine deaths

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derp51ststate 1 point ago +1 / -0

TBF Trump would have told Amazon/Beezo to go pound sand.

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jack1989 1 point ago +1 / -0

More people will die from taking the vaccine in my opinion..

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Nunyo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slave made china masks. Yay!

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Farage_massage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does Amazon even have medical grade freezer/chilled delivery services?

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thisisatestof2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden said only the great competent FedGov can do it because they states and private sector are too incompetent. Let's see what happens now.

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Anyslogan2 1 point ago +1 / -0

They also want all of their tens of thousands of employees to be prioritized to get the vaccinations too. Got to keep their money machines rolling.

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bf4truth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Commies on the march