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chaletschuss3467 24 points ago +24 / -0

Hoping there's a black market I can get a fake vaccine card. Never would have considered doing anything illegal before, never had a fake ID or even drank underage growing up (was a good kid lol). But these are commie times now, have to go to the underground

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ColdBrewCovfefe 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’ve got one. Keep it on me all times. It’s my middle finger.

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magaeducator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like it'd be easy to make a fake one, no? It just looks like a form printed on card stock

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chaletschuss3467 4 points ago +4 / -0

geeze, yeah I'm hoping that's far fetched and won't actually come to play, at least this year. It's first year of the commie land, they can't go that hard core yet. If they do, Texas must secede - where else would people go?

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GlobalismSucks4All 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why they'll institute the scanning ASAP.

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chaletschuss3467 3 points ago +3 / -0

scanning?

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GlobalismSucks4All 3 points ago +3 / -0

Using a scanner over the vax - the luminescent ingredient (think it's called luciferase) shpws up under the light so they can tell you've been vaxxed

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chaletschuss3467 3 points ago +3 / -0

geeze, ok hope that won't come into play. Shit

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ParadigmShift2070 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chyna is already working on the fake certificate

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Anachronox 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is. Pharmacists are already selling them. Get in early before the crackdown.