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ravioli_king 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hey I'm a black man that is somehow a white nationalist domestic terrorist despite staying in my house from covid for 9 months. Just when you think life was bad, you succeed without even trying.

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AsaNisiMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm an old lady who just wanted to bake babka and make needlepoint pillows yet somehow now I'm a domestic terrorist too. Feels a bit romantic and glamorous.

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MrDonaldTrump [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you didn't vote for Joe you're not black. RAYCISSSS!!!!

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NerdWar 3 points ago +3 / -0

We must think in terms of multiracial whiteness.

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ronaldcamillo123 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You ain’t black!”

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ronaldcamillo123 2 points ago +2 / -0

You sound dangerous. I better call the FBI.

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MrDonaldTrump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure they're on way to my place already.

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FightingTeuton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gin drinker here too!

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MrDonaldTrump [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love the gin, except when I run out of tonic there aren't many options for mixer. Vodka mixes with about anything.

Pro tip: do NOT try gin and milk. NOT good, based on experience.

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FightingTeuton 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am a heavy shot straight and neat and a water quick glug chaser. I like piney bite.

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MrDonaldTrump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which brand is your poison? I like the Tanqueray NoTen or Rangpur on higher end and New Amsterdam on a budget.

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Stover205 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hendricks

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MrDonaldTrump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree. Funny thing, I don't like getting hendricks because I can't see how much is left in the bottle! That's important stuff!

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FightingTeuton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tanqueray is good, but honestly I love the rot gut, Burnett’s London extra dry, $14.32 for 1.75 L.

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MrDonaldTrump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll try it. Seagrams Distillers Reserve (in the dark bottle) is my rot gut. About $19 for a handle.

Sometimes I get the good stuff for the first drink and then move down the price scale for the night. Lol

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gin and Tonic is fren

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Annpi 1 point ago +1 / -0

But did you become a supremacist?

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Belac186 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did that meet your new years resolution or exceed them.

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MrDonaldTrump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this rate, by March I should be the most interesting man in the world.