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Over the past 10 months I've become a computer hacker and domestic terrorist and all I had to do was stay in my house, wear a mask and drink gin and tonics every night.
posted ago by MrDonaldTrump ago by MrDonaldTrump +289 / -0

Much success.

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– ravioli_king 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hey I'm a black man that is somehow a white nationalist domestic terrorist despite staying in my house from covid for 9 months. Just when you think life was bad, you succeed without even trying.

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– AsaNisiMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm an old lady who just wanted to bake babka and make needlepoint pillows yet somehow now I'm a domestic terrorist too. Feels a bit romantic and glamorous.

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– MrDonaldTrump [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you didn't vote for Joe you're not black. RAYCISSSS!!!!

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– NerdWar 3 points ago +3 / -0

We must think in terms of multiracial whiteness.

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– ronaldcamillo123 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You ain’t black!”

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