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Gmama2 15 points ago +15 / -0

By problems waking up does that include not waking up to the fact this is mass hysteria over bad flu?

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CoupCoupKaChew 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!

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artbelldancingqueen 8 points ago +9 / -1

I wish I could read the rest of that post because im dieing at the "if you have problems waking up call 911"

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7Cory7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea, no shit.

Finish the share!

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usdodsgssog 7 points ago +7 / -0

By spring the covid thing will be but a distant memory magically under control by Biden

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yourtxguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I heard COVID-19 is a neurological disease

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WeinerLapTop 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had someone tell me this 5 months ago. They were serious. I pressed them very hard. They thought that was how/why you lose taste and smell. People are fucking stupid.

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Krakenskulls 5 points ago +6 / -1

With the overall death rate staying nearly the same year over year all you need is to tell the media to spin a new lie and problem solved. "Its not covid anymore its just a new version of the flu!"

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NZ_needs_a_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

How the hell do you have problems waking up? Are you dead?

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Pierre_Delectoes 3 points ago +3 / -0

They already telegraphed it today with the WHO announcement about excessive PCR cycles. The plan now is to drastically reduce the PCR replication cycles on tests. This will drastically reduce false positives, which means far fewer positive tests overall. Within two weeks you're going to see case numbers at half or even less than what they are now and the media is going to talk about how "thank goodness we have adults in charge again."

COVID will be "cured" within 6 months. They'd have declared it over already, but they want to keep people locked down for a few more months while they finish identifying Trump supporters and start rounding them up.

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FalconPunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just like the flu, as far as mortality rates, except the media was losing their mind over it. The numbers might not even drop, but the media will stop covering it. Can't let sleepy Joe look bad

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deplorabillybot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Combine with the WHO’s new guidance to lower the cycle threshold for testing in order to lower the number of reported positive cases. Biden magically defeats Covid.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0