This guy shitposted in real life. Better than anyone. God I'm gonna miss him!
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He just stepped out for a bit. He'll be back soon.
Complicated business
“I’m back! Glad to see everyone, except the losers and haters.”
If he runs in 2024 people will be screaming to please fix the insanity. 100 million votes+. Will see though. Maybe he can do allot as a citizen. I have a hunch he's committed the rest of his life to public service. MAGA Forever!
He will be back in some form. Have a good life! He will see us soon.
There's no point in him running in '24. He, you, and I all know that the system is rigged.
He’s pulled back from bankruptcy before. The guy ain’t no quitter.
He just needs to relax first before staging a comeback.
You're on the money about McD's being shit food. (except their fries and breakfast)
Sausage egg mcmuffin with bacon, lettuce, tomato, a hashbrown (inside), salt and pepper.
I think I used to put mayo on it too... Been a while since I worked at McDonald's, so I can't remember. If there was hot sauce and ranch, I would have chosen that though.
Guys, don't eat that crap. I think it was still made out of food when I was a kit, but it damn sure isn't NOW, and the chemicals in your food are slowly turning you into them. Try to eat only real food.
We can only hope. Let me know when you wake up so you can come pinch me so I wake up too.
Holy fuck, I still can't believe that I lived through the Death of America....
April 19, 1775: The Shot Heard Round The World.
January 6, 2020: The Shot Ignored Round The World.
Stop acting like a helpless damsel. You are more than capable of waking yourself up all on your own. Stop relying on some “leader” to save your ass, because no one is capable of that except yourself. Don’t get sad. Don’t get scared. Get fucking pissed!
I’m trying to give you some fucking encouragement, damnit. Stop acting like this is the beginning of some 1984 nightmare that has no end and it will always be bleak and horrible, because WE will NEVER let it come to that! WE will never accept that! And WE will fight and die if necessary so that we may never live in such a horrible reality.
easy tiger
smoke break
Golf break
He's playing a few rounds, might fuck around and start a media company later. All in a day's work.
“Feeling cute. Might start a tech empire”
He’s letting the Bidens get settled in before he shows up, locks the doors, and says, “Now youse can’t leave.”