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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 123 points ago +125 / -2

They would have counted it as COVID Coffee

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lestork 117 points ago +119 / -2

a Covfefe 19 death

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Patriot_Cabbage 35 points ago +35 / -0

KEK

Okay, this made me laugh for the first time in over 36 hours!

Thank you!

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Ella101 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thanks to you all patriots I’m still alive.

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rootGoose 8 points ago +8 / -0

You're worth it!

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welcome to Day One of the real Resistance.

We’re gonna be a lot better at this than the libtards were.

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FreeFlorida 3 points ago +3 / -0

we have the best Patriots and funniest memes

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trump1 3 points ago +3 / -0

and a new Democrat voter.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

or a cat

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BobbyLee 37 points ago +38 / -1

I’m literally shaking!

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leakmouth 14 points ago +14 / -0

you're just cold, have some hot covid...i mean coffee

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Tardigrade 11 points ago +11 / -0

Covidefe

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BobbyLee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love the smell of covfefid in the morning

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leakmouth 6 points ago +6 / -0

thot begone!

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CondeNasty 2 points ago +2 / -0

This seriously needs to be the brand name of the pepperspray they use on antifa domestic terrorists.

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fegeline 16 points ago +17 / -1

It's funny because a PCR test would probably say that the coffee is indeed infected with COVID

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

well, a goat and a mango were, so yeah ...

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fegeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

And a bottle of coke.

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fegeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know, seen that shit too. PCR tests are fucking useless.

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ViolettFem 2 points ago +3 / -1

you beat me to it lol

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try4gain 44 points ago +45 / -1

when will Biden denounce

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JESUSJUGS [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

I’m literally shaking right now I’m so upset. I feel so violated. Surely CNN will do a spotlight on this, right??

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Viewer01 15 points ago +15 / -0

WHEN WILL GREEN LIVES MATTER TO BIGOTED OLD WHITE MEN AND THEIR RACIST MAIN STREAM MEDIA?????

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Donger-Lord2 20 points ago +20 / -0

Thousands of Americans have already died to the Chyna virus because of Emperor Xiden’s poor leadership.

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davidmode 5 points ago +5 / -0

Welcome to Bidens America

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iamnotademocra3 5 points ago +5 / -0

CHYNA...virus

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BobbyLee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glowie begone!

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loric4882 1 point ago +1 / -0

The monster!

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lestork 29 points ago +30 / -1

PRESIDENT IN NAME ONLY

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KevO4444 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oh great the PINO is speaking again...

Okay I like it.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are we drinking on CNN today boys? Pino Egregio.

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Desperado 10 points ago +10 / -0

In the Oval Office. Dementia protruding. Very disrespectful.

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really need to know if Jill is going to follow him around still or if he is now capable of walking to and from places on his own.

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Desperado 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek!

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iamnotademocra3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not even a president....just a sad broken down Traitor Joe

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Pede3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Resident Joe

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. I settled on the fact this morning that I am now calling this the Biden regime since he is not an elected official but merely seized power in a fake election and wrote a bunch of EO's before the Trump nameplate was even taken off the desk. Never will I refer to him as President Biden.

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TorchesPitchforks 23 points ago +24 / -1

Impeach!

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't. House won't go for it and I think the GOP in general haven't the balls or spine or desire for it. Dems now own both houses of Congress effectively and Joe will sign anything they tell him to.

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Liberty_Prime 21 points ago +21 / -0

Stubbed my toe....BIDEEEEEEEN!

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fisterb 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thank god you didn't perish. But think about it...literally billions have died under the fake Biden regime, 200 million alone before I finish writing this.

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TacoBot 17 points ago +17 / -0

Why won't this administration buy sippy cups for everyone. Don't these monsters care about people's lives?

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worksof0zymandias 6 points ago +6 / -0

They have to be paper sippy cups because sea turtles.

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BobbyLee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why doesn’t this sexist administration buy every womxn a house?!?!?

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Nyy817 16 points ago +16 / -0

I had diarrhea earlier. This is clearly the result of Sleepy Joe. I don’t know exactly how he caused this but he is the reason and I know it.

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe related stress?

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Methodmapper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit posting 2.19

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JamesSunderland 14 points ago +14 / -0

Y'know, I never actually heard him disavow Oreos...

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MrJugsMcBulge 10 points ago +10 / -0

Same here. The white filling is, of course, racist. And Oreos are commonly dipped in milk, which we all know is also racist. But the thing that finally pushed it over the edge is when Biden realized the cookie pieces didn’t vote for him, so they aren’t black and are therefore also racist.

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warlord1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wtf... we live in a facist ethnostate as far as I’m concerned...

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US3RNAM3 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can’t Kamala be impeached for inciting riots?

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only if someone with the authority to do that grows a set and tries to do right by the we the people. In other words, never going to happen. I mean if you aren't even going to look into election fraud nobody is ever going to get in trouble for breaking laws ever again....well except "we the people".

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Skipster777 12 points ago +12 / -0

What a terrible president.

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Can't be. We currently have no president.

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Lordkek 12 points ago +12 / -0

MANY SUCH CASES

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Starxteel 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nobody is going to impeach anyone. We have around 10 real Republicans with us in the entire swampy Capitol and the Supreme Court is also not 5-4 but 2-7.

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covfefesocialism 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not even 10. They'll jump ship when shit gets harder.

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ravioli_king 7 points ago +7 / -0

Covid almost got ya!

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nickybops 7 points ago +7 / -0

Im literally shaking for you. This fascist regime needs to be stopped!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Pede3 8 points ago +8 / -0

I didn't watch the inauguration. Problem solved.

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covfefesocialism 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just fell asleep through it. Why would I waste my time?

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah she does that to me too as well as her music. Hit songs with one note. My my my po-poker face my my poker face. Probably the most dumbed down pop song in history. I did not watch anything at all yesterday because I didn't want them to construe that as interest in a fake president or dumb assholes like Gaga. Bitch can't even think up a decent stage name.

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Tanmantime 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was a very powerful scene... like straight out of a dystopian movie. He shuts down the city, ruins so many small businesses, kills a lot of old people in nursing homes, and practically no one is out celebrating on the biggest celebration night of the year... but he is above his rules, so he practically has the whole city to himself to dance with his gross wife.

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DNONPC 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is starting to happen already. Covid deaths are being coded as heart failure, pneumonia, or something else to drive the reported numbers down.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool. Trump's vaccine works!!!

They will blame him for the economy and take credit for the covid cure. Lefties will all buy into that. We know that.

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covfefesocialism 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're commies. What else did we expect?

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WarGreymon77 6 points ago +6 / -0

You could've become a Biden voter, fren.

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kcidgib 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not over. Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor? I didn't hear the fat lady sing. Let's watch what happens in the next few days.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was not over because it was an opportunity to make war. I'm fairly certain it was inside job anyway. War is at stake once again so it's over. They can now go back to war in the Middle East so Dems and GOP are all happy. We can go back to killing our young conservative white heterosexual males for profit again. Fight terror and open travel back up to that region so they can get us on our own soil and justify the endless war again. There will be a lot of domestic killing the next 4 years by illegals and Muslims just like the good old days under Obutthole.

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throwmefarawayagain 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you mean when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor

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Veefight 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, my grandfather was there,as well as my great uncle

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Veefight 1 point ago +1 / -0

USA retaliated by carpet bombing Japan. Look it up.

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are awake. We know this. GOP and Dems have colluded. Our entire government is in on it. Waking up is not the issue.

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DarkDrai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Always has been. [AstronautGun.meme]

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MrJugsMcBulge 4 points ago +6 / -2

Whenever I click a new thread on this site lately, I always ask myself “how far will I need to scroll down before I see a post complaining about ((((((((((JOOOOOOOZE))))))))))?”.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

How's that a complaint? It could have been a compliment.

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MrJugsMcBulge 0 points ago +1 / -1

I’m pretty sure none of these posts are intended as “man, I sure am glad the Jews run the world!”.

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RegularAmerican -2 points ago +0 / -2

It doesn't matter what you're "pretty sure" of. Did he say something false or slanderous? That's how free speech works. But we all know the US is only a place that talks about having free speech. When the cold hard fact is you don't have any right to speak. And they'll legally ruin you if you're saying things that certain "special" people don't like to hear.

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MrJugsMcBulge 0 points ago +1 / -1

Please quote the part where I said anything about people not being allowed to say anything.

Not only that, but the other way that “free speech” works is that I get to use my free speech to make fun of what other people say with their free speech.

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RegularAmerican 0 points ago +1 / -1

You didn't say it but you sure as hell implied it. For some reason any critical thought or opinion about the tiny hat clan is like bringing up cows to hindus.

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MrJugsMcBulge 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ah, “implied”. All you need is a source ‘familiar with [my] thought processes’ and you’ve got yourself some New York Times level journalism. Don’t forget to run an “early life check” too, while you’re at it.

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warlord1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wtf... I don’t want my children growing up in this world! His rhetoric has been caffeinated since day 1

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MyAuntFanny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another tragic Covid death due to Biden's inaction.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

He owns the body count now. I say let's do what they did. Let's take to the streets all summer and spread covid and infect more people like they did. As of 1/20 this is all Biden's body count.

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OverseasGEOTUSFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chalk one up for the China Virus since its from the throat.

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DroppsaDuece 3 points ago +3 / -0

Headline: Domestic Terrorist dies in self inflicted covfefe explosion.

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UkDeplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

My 4 year old child is scared shitless of Biden allowing Muslims to enter and marry/rape her*

*Well she would be if I had one

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like the fair and liberal thing to do would be to send her to a re-education camp because she's clearly a horrible person now because of Trump.

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FreedomDeliveries 2 points ago +2 / -0

More evidence of wrongdoing than they had on trump..

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

decades of it.

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FreedomDeliveries 2 points ago +2 / -0

decades of evidence on Biden yes. I was referring to the allegations and evidence in the title of this post and how that was more evidenced than Donald j trump was just impeached under.

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plaaaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't find someone to pierce my nipples and some people post on internet they find piercings gross. This is Biden's American nightmare.

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TightyWhitey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry you had a Covid experience! I hope you recover quickly. Darn Covid...

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

You would have been another covid death cash infusion for the hospital.$$

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait does this mean nurses and school teachers will not be heroes anymore? Nooooooooooooooo!!!!

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Conor330 2 points ago +2 / -0

I almost choked on my breakfast reading this. THIS PRESIDENT NEEDS TO BE STOPPED.

LITERALLY SHAKING RN WHEN WILL HE DENOUNCE BACON?!?!?!

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zentoco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, that right there was funny. Oh, you were supposed to make us feel badz with words?

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trump_navigator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a Hydrox cookie I see?

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Viewer01 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Biden is literally going to be the lefts Jesus. Sweeps into office day one and with the wave of his hand cured covid. He might not be able to walk on water, but he can sure as walk all over the constitution.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, Jesus actually had a coherent message of unity and sacrificed himself to achieve his goals. Nothing Jesus like about Joe. Best to say he's the left's Jim Jones. But don't interpret that to mean I don't see clearly that the left are the religious zealots of our day. They like to pretend that Christians are pushy and force their religion on everyone but in fact they have been using lies and violence to force the entire country to worship their God - the Democratic party and the socialist agenda.

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +3 / -1

When will the first thief and first whore take The vaccine?

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RedDead73 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll get fake vaccines soon, for optics.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually they've both gotten the fake shots already. One wonders why Biden is still making us all look at him in his giant face diaper. It's either because he knows he is not immune or he's simply giving us more proof that masks are all for show.

Kamala got her fake shot too. We should have complained that they were taking 2 shots away from the most vulnerable population - the people of color.

But none of that matters as several "new strains" have appeared in the last 2 weeks. Fake but will keep us all in masks locked down.

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Dragofireheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks Obama

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RedDead73 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, Deep State.

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Thomas1963-1967 1 point ago +1 / -0

You came that close to being another covid statistic. #NotMyPresident

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wanderingUlysses 1 point ago +1 / -0

I literally fcking choked on my morning tea reading this post. Absolute audible kek!

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TheKingOL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes Pepe, please let us die free men....and frog.

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VictorThomas451 1 point ago +1 / -0

I laughed. Thank you so much, patriot.

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rottn 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is Marjorie Taylor Greene doing today, I wonder?

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GoBlue12 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought the Greene lady was going to put impeachment forward on Bite Me? Or is that just words from another GOO person that are empty promises

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FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank God... you almost died of COVID!

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE!!!! reeeeeeeee!!!!

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OliverWillis 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's gone too far! Peach mints up his asshole!!

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ThereelQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am the real Q. I’m deeply sorry that I’ve misled all of you for so long. The QAnon movement was born of my bitterness and self pity. Today I am resolved to turn my life around. I am enrolling in the community college, here and will be driving a rig three days a week. All good people, I call on you to help rebuild our country. Henceforth, I will only speak truths.

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epaminondas 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have debunked the conspiracy theory that the coffee went down the right pipe. Anyone who claims contrary to this claim shall be banned from all social media.

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rightwingthunder 1 point ago +1 / -0

gonna be hilarious using liberal logic against them for the next 4 years of the imposter president

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SlightlyLargerTub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Republicans are going to write a sternly written letter on your behalf.