dude... it's complete nonsense... it makes equal sense as xenu and thetans and nuclear bombs in volcanoes.
seriously... the ark would have to be the size of ohio to house all those animals...
people living to be 900 years old
how can you possibly take any of that shit seriously?
it's a collection of tall tales put forth to control people who didn't know any better. fields don't plow themselves, and people don't show up to plow fields if they are dead from the beating they took when they got caught giving it to the neighbors wife while he was out fishing.
so it's against gods law to "covet thy neighbors wife"
people don't come to work to chop wood or haul water if they are shitting themselves to death from eating pigs that wallow in their own piss and shit
which is why pork was frowned upon in so many archaic religions
now we have things like refrigerators and lysol so we can safely eat it.
seriously... how else to you stop some starving person from eating delicious bacon unless you can convince them that the magic cloud man will be upset with them if they do?
you can't try to explain bacteria and germs to an illiterate idiot, so you tell them if they do eat it the cloud man will send them to the burny scary place for eternity.
while we're on the subject... what ever happened to the old books like Leviticus and deuteronomy? do you belive in that shit too or are we supposed to pretend that never happened... what with all the stoning of non-believers and the sacrificing cows on altars and having slaves...
is that not "gods word" anymore?
the fucking nonsense from you people is astonishing.
if you haven't figured this shit out yet i'd encourage you to take a few puffs off a joint sometime and re-read what i'm trying to tell you... because you're clearly not in the correct mindest to be picking up what i'm puttin down here.
lastly... why on earth would you just assume that i'm ok with gay people adopting children?
see this is EXACTLY what i'm talking about, you're in a fucking cult man. you think anyone who doesn't believe EXACTLY what you believe in is a bad person and then you just start attributing all this dumb horrible shit onto them.
it's what the left does to trump supporters, it's what geobels did to the jews, and it's what every religion since the dawn of time has done to rival nations to convince their field plowers to pick up swords and go kill and conquer.
LOL... holy shit.
Yeah man i'm such a horrible person for not buying into the bullshit you were brainwashed into believing.
I mean you do understand that literally every single religion ever says the exact same thing about you right?
You don't believe in the other thousand or so religions so to all those people... YOU are condemned, YOU are evil, YOU are a bad person.
Odds are, you're probably a really good person, and people should judge you on your acts twords others, not your beliefs...
Wish you could follow that advice yourself.
I'm not attempting to sway your belief in god, i'm attempting to sway you to stop being such a judgmental dickbag to anyone who doesn't believe in EXACTLY what you believe in.
Believe in god all you want, i'm not trying to stop you, but how in the fuck do you expect me to take you seriously when you can't even address simple criticism and conflicts in your beliefs without condemning me to hell or whatever the fuck you're rambling on and on about.
You're on the internet reciting bible verses... you're being dumb, please stop it.
dude... it's complete nonsense... it makes equal sense as xenu and thetans and nuclear bombs in volcanoes.
seriously... the ark would have to be the size of ohio to house all those animals...
people living to be 900 years old
how can you possibly take any of that shit seriously?
it's a collection of tall tales put forth to control people who didn't know any better. fields don't plow themselves, and people don't show up to plow fields if they are dead from the beating they took when they got caught giving it to the neighbors wife while he was out fishing.
so it's against gods law to "covet thy neighbors wife"
people don't come to work to chop wood or haul water if they are shitting themselves to death from eating pigs that wallow in their own piss and shit
which is why pork was frowned upon in so many archaic religions
now we have things like refrigerators and lysol so we can safely eat it.
seriously... how else to you stop some starving person from eating delicious bacon unless you can convince them that the magic cloud man will be upset with them if they do?
you can't try to explain bacteria and germs to an illiterate idiot, so you tell them if they do eat it the cloud man will send them to the burny scary place for eternity.
while we're on the subject... what ever happened to the old books like Leviticus and deuteronomy? do you belive in that shit too or are we supposed to pretend that never happened... what with all the stoning of non-believers and the sacrificing cows on altars and having slaves...
is that not "gods word" anymore?
the fucking nonsense from you people is astonishing.
if you haven't figured this shit out yet i'd encourage you to take a few puffs off a joint sometime and re-read what i'm trying to tell you... because you're clearly not in the correct mindest to be picking up what i'm puttin down here.
lastly... why on earth would you just assume that i'm ok with gay people adopting children?
see this is EXACTLY what i'm talking about, you're in a fucking cult man. you think anyone who doesn't believe EXACTLY what you believe in is a bad person and then you just start attributing all this dumb horrible shit onto them.
it's what the left does to trump supporters, it's what geobels did to the jews, and it's what every religion since the dawn of time has done to rival nations to convince their field plowers to pick up swords and go kill and conquer.
get the fuck over it.
LOL... holy shit. Yeah man i'm such a horrible person for not buying into the bullshit you were brainwashed into believing. I mean you do understand that literally every single religion ever says the exact same thing about you right? You don't believe in the other thousand or so religions so to all those people... YOU are condemned, YOU are evil, YOU are a bad person. Odds are, you're probably a really good person, and people should judge you on your acts twords others, not your beliefs... Wish you could follow that advice yourself.
I'm not attempting to sway your belief in god, i'm attempting to sway you to stop being such a judgmental dickbag to anyone who doesn't believe in EXACTLY what you believe in.
Believe in god all you want, i'm not trying to stop you, but how in the fuck do you expect me to take you seriously when you can't even address simple criticism and conflicts in your beliefs without condemning me to hell or whatever the fuck you're rambling on and on about.
You're on the internet reciting bible verses... you're being dumb, please stop it.