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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Lynsey Graham's secret butt-plug.

>CNN: Graham has not been exonerated by DNA testing of residues found on the Cesar Chavez bust. Reports from White House sources stating that Graham was caught bouncing on the small statue in an attempt to force it into his rectum (then later claiming the residue was caused by the recent violent-extremist attacks on the Capitol building) have not yet been verified.