1, Identify as a minority group to get lower requirements. (Hispanic works, black if you can pull it off)
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Identify as a woman to join the woman's sports team, those free scholarships.
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Metoo every male professor for "inappropriateness". Especially great when colleges allows you to make secret accusations.
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Accuse every other professor for racist micro-aggression or trans phobic comments. (Well, they aren't "anti-racist" enough)
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Join and help organize antifa and blm rallies. (Mostly peaceful right?)
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When dating (liberal) women, make sure you insult feminism and all sorts of left wing lunacy. (That applies to conservative women too, I guess)
These "women" shall be the heroes in the conservative revolution.
The problem is this will only work if you have any melanin in your skin. I appreciate the constructiveness though. College in the modern age is never worth it no matter what though
I'm not sure how "self-identify" works, can't you just claim your grandmother has latin ancestry or something?
Look at Elizabeth Warren.