I need some Air Jordans.

At the risk of FBI agents falling in love with you, grow a 5-day beard, smear some lipstick on your mouth, don a bad wig, wear a dress, and have a cigar or sailorman's pipe dangling from the side of your mouth.

Do exactly what Antifa/BLM did, but dress up like a tranny that doesn't even try anymore. Let's see once and for all who is higher on the intersectional diversity graph. And if you are convincing, Soros has some $$$ coming your way.

Plus, I really want those Jordan's.