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posted ago by Meganon17 ago by Meganon17 +1705 / -0

They just left my house 🏡 they sent two wamons 👩🏻‍🦱👩🏼‍🦰 and my wife is based AF it didn’t take long before they knew they walked into the house of the lord and we fear nothing.

Someone reported us online And after them trying to push through me into my house I said NOOO you go back on the porch and I will invite you in

They left exactly how they came empty fucking handed

Kek

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Scuffers 13 points ago +13 / -0

Reported you for what exactly?

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Meganon17 [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

Someone said I was selling a computer on facebook Market place & has a screen shot of me saying people went inside the capital and took computers 🖥

So that person assumed I went in and took one I Guess? They had no post or proof of me saying anything about selling a laptop I only Stated to a friend that people had taken them

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Kraznaya 24 points ago +24 / -0

Stop using facebook?

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FuckGovernment 16 points ago +16 / -0

And stop using your real name and identity on the internet.

FFS we are dealing with amateurs here.

You guys are so sloppy.

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Kraznaya 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe we need to put together a crash course on internet security for n00bs.

If you're going to use your real identity online, you better only be talking about super vanilla stuff and be doing it from a segregated network that has no contact whatsoever with your (anonymous) political persona.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 4 points ago +4 / -0

But we got millions of them so it's kinda good for us nimble ones.

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christianknight -1 points ago +1 / -2

this is reason I have no faith in our future, the people who went out protesting are absolutely idiot tradcons, can moralize from the bible all day but haven't got a lick of sense on how to navigate in enemy territory.

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mrs.rose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah i hope this has opened your eyes OP

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Porkbut 6 points ago +7 / -1

You should have asked them if anyone was going to do something about the allegedly stolen pens too, then called them glorified traffic cops. Fuck these clowns

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hloblart 4 points ago +5 / -1

That is... interesting... means there really is a missing computer that interests them.

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RachetQueen2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you ask them why they weren't questioning Antifa and BLM after their looting and rioting?

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Scuffers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really?

That's worse than pathetic...

Have they not got anything better to do?

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Harambe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Harassing conservatives is all the federal government does.

Anyone else looking forward to their yearly audit from the IRS for no reason? Started ever since I started voting red. Not a coincidence