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Ryanaissance 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fitting. The dragon's asshole is located in southern California.

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chahn1138 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh! I live in his anus. Dang!

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grndmrshlgando 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most powerful nation in the world, defeated without firing a single shot. Poetic

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BattleKing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, smart move by China. We can learn a thing or two from them

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Kraznaya 8 points ago +8 / -0

The thing I learned is that we should cut the military budget by a fuck ton and just buy off the entire leadership of every country.

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BattleKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, for authoritarian countries yes, for countries that are easily rebellious simply make sure OUR companies actually work for us (twitter, Facebook, media, apple, whatever).

Elon Musk only hires Americans at spaceX. Because he wants to? No, because he is required to. Require Facebook, twitter, google, etc to enforce pro America bias and watch the more rebellious countries push pro America leaders into government.

And then you don't "buy them off", you "strengthen intergovernmental cooperation".

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NeilNice_MAGATrumpTr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love Ben Garrison's work!

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GoldenAgeSandman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hawaii are the turds spit out by the dragon, off page.

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let it be: media.patriots.win ! !

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ThorsonTT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently Alaska is safe. Nobody cares about Hawaii.