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TwistedSister 54 points ago +55 / -1

Here comes Mitchy, setting himself up as the fake political opposition again....

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MAGASpaceCat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bitch McConnell has to go. Hawley should be minority leader or at least Cruz, but we all know the GOPe will choose this scumbag again.

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Don-O-Mite 36 points ago +36 / -0

No shit moron, thats why we voted Trump

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Bullwinkle 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now Mitch is gonna schedule his impeachment trial against Trump. GFY

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deleted 33 points ago +33 / -0
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GenericInsult 32 points ago +32 / -0

Fuck you Mitch, you allowed it to happen in the first place.

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HidinginNY 24 points ago +24 / -0

Turtle man can fuck off. If Biden burns the country down, we will make sure he goes with it.

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Ssue1216 22 points ago +22 / -0

Fuck him

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debmaxlola 20 points ago +20 / -0

He and his chinese wife can go suck a pickle.

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +4 / -1

Q-cumber

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Nomad1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Haha. Back to WWE wrestlemania regularly scheduled programming. It's so real...

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Woman4Trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well no shit back stabbing traitor.

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MAG_n_KAG 13 points ago +13 / -0

Mitch, if you or anyone on your team is listening, you will NEVER EVER get back on our good graces ever again. You showed your true face, and it is the face of an amphibious backstabbing faggot. So just do what you do. You dont have to hide what you are anymore because it doesnt matter. Nobody is ever gonna trust you again.

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kaibab210 2 points ago +2 / -0

This.

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Belleoffreedom 12 points ago +12 / -0

...And Mitch gave him the power to do so.

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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PlanetSmasher2112 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuck you BITCH McCUCKHOLD!!!

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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Sea_Still 10 points ago +10 / -0

You let it happen faggot!

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Coolgenner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Get a straw stuck in your nose turtle.

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FreedomObserver 8 points ago +8 / -0

What did he think would happen? Traitor

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sjriver 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mitch should know all about taking wrong steps.

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aqua27 7 points ago +7 / -0

You helped him do it mitch. Always there to heap praise on the Democrats.

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DianaPrince1 7 points ago +7 / -0

POS

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Porkster420 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a fag.

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GreyCloak 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ladies and gentleman, the captain of the Washington Generals takes the court...

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LiskaEman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well at least everyone's back to infighting! Nothing'll get done, or not much will get done at all

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Cantshadowbanthemall 6 points ago +6 / -0

Go fuck your self Bitch Mcconnell

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lavebug 6 points ago +6 / -0

What we need is a bill to recall Senators, House representatives & judiciary state, federal, supreme. We also need 2 terms limits for any electable positions & their staff. Every dollar donated for political reason will also have to pay 2 dollars towards our national debt.

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kamalas_knees 6 points ago +6 / -0

Already finished with that first bag of dicks I told you to suck? Well, shit, here's another one.

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turdinthepunch 6 points ago +6 / -0

That whole act doesn't work anymore. Get this useless fuck outta there.

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NYRepublican72 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck this loser MINORITY Leader cuck.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doesn't look like himself. More facial surgery?

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Liskamm 5 points ago +5 / -0

That guy is more fake than the tits on a Thai ladyboy.

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upvote 5 points ago +5 / -0

Republicans can’t get passed the role of being critics.

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sentient-potato 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will never listen to nor read another utterance from this foul creature.

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BruhMoment13 4 points ago +4 / -0

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. THIS NIGGA. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

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TrumperfromNYC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go fuck yourself and all your special interest donners

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SgtThomasHighway 3 points ago +3 / -0

You must, in all future references, without hesitation, or second thought, replace the M with a capital B

Bitch McConnell

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VA_MAGApede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who cares what this snake says.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, garsh, I wonder if somebody in the Senate could have prevented this altogether???????????????????????????????????????????????????

??????????????????????????????????????????

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fuckdemswithcactus 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuck turtle. without VSGGEOTUS there is no Republican Party

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ANTI_Globalist12 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ANTI_Globalist12 2 points ago +2 / -0

THEY THINK WE ARE [email protected] STUPID !

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booga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here come the republicans acting like they oppose the Democrats. Fuck these liars.

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PepePinochet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Controlled opposition.

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kayfabe is real! Mitch MCCPonnell setting the build up for the faux feud. In real life, he could have stepped in and halted a fraudulent election's certification, but didn't.

The US gov't, at least at the federal level, is as contrived and unipartied as the WWE/WWF - I am sure the Founding Fathers are proud of what became of their creation!

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Act II:

..aaaand ACTION!

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NadlerShartWaddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eat a bag of dicks Mitch you insipid faggot.