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disgruntled_patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't just call! Show up at his door! Make noise outside the Kentucky Capitol for four weeks straight!

Get up off your ass AND GET IN THEIR FACE!

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coconutnuts 1 point ago +2 / -1

NO! You get off your ass. Only dipshit shills and provocateurs talk that way. Patriots are always "we".

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disgruntled_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously. The wittiest comeback you can scrounge out of your jizz packed skull is "I know you are, but what am I?"

America would be well and truly fucked if it were solely up to pathetic clowns like you to save it.

Thankfully for the rest of us there are people with actual guts and spines.