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Nancypelosisoldliver 40 points ago +43 / -3

Make Jesus your leader and we will get more of those kinds of gargantuan balls let me tell ya!

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PraiseBeToScience -11 points ago +10 / -21

When I think about religious icons who define 'gargantuan balls' and warrior ethos, fucking Jesus is absolutely not who I picture.

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dixond 15 points ago +19 / -4

Think about the fact that He was God, literally, and still chose the path where He was hated by the crowds of the day: flogged with a whip with broken pottery embedded in it, a crown of thorns rammed down on to His head, carrying the cross He was going to be nailed to on His ruined back up a hill in the heat of the day, then nailed to it and raised up for everyone to mock while He suffocated to death in his pain.

And He could have avoided all of it, at our cost. We, the people that hated and mocked Him.

I weep for Jesus. For the enormous cost He chose to bear. He had gargantuan, titanium balls of fucking steel. I wish I was even one millionth the man He is.

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PraiseBeToScience -1 points ago +12 / -13

Look I'm not gonna deny he was a hard motherfucker but Jesus was a pretty far cry from his yesteryears, where he literally killed a dude for touching the Ark of the Covenant to stop it from falling over and spilling its contents all over the ground. Guy legit thought he was doing a good thing.

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dixond 5 points ago +6 / -1

You've been down voted but I fucking laughed. I've got your back, bro.

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LessAndLessIronic 1 point ago +3 / -2

While we're on the topic, where the hell has he been for the last 2000 years?

Just another father that went out for cigarettes if you ask me.

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Voltage 4 points ago +5 / -1

The man went to a dinner at which he basically said one of you I break bread with today will betray me and cost me my life. You got balls that big?

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NealKenneth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go easy on him. Lots of people out there have been propagandized, don't really understand what a boss Jesus was IS.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saying this is probably a sin but man, the almighty creator sure dragged his gargantuan balls all over satan and for that I am forever grateful

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