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posted ago by kamalashugebutthole ago by kamalashugebutthole +703 / -1

I'm seeing too many people saying that Federal Commie Faggots (a.k.a. the FBI) are showing up at their house and Patriots are talking to them. Under no circumstances should you talk to Feds.

They are trained to gain your trust. They are going to act friendly, like they just want to have a conversation or that they are based and can relate to you. I don't know how you haven't learned in the last four years that FBI commie faggots are not your friends, but it is time to learn it now. They are not there to have tea and chat. They are there to gather evidence to charge you with a federal crime. There are three possibilities when a Federal Commie Faggot shows up at your door:

One: they have nothing on you and are fishing for you to incriminate yourself.

Two: they have some stuff on you, but not enough to arrest you and are trying to get you to incriminate yourself.

Three: they have enough evidence to arrest you and are looking for you to make their case easy by incriminating yourself.

That's it. Think about, why else are they there?

If they show up and don't have cause to arrest you, the only thing you say is: "Kindly get off my property" and shut your fucking door. Nothing else. Don't yell at them. Don't make a scene. Don't confirm or deny you were in DC. Don't confirm or deny that you support the current legitimate President of the United States Donald John Trump. Don't confirm or deny that you hate Chairman Briben and the Blowjob Queen. Don't call them Federal Commie Faggots.

Shut the fuck up. That isn't the time to discuss your opinions. "Kindly get off of my property." That's it.

If they have enough to arrest you and you are in fact arrested, again DON'T TALK TO THE FEDERAL COMMIE FAGGOTS. The only thing you say is: "I would like my lawyer." After you are arrested, they are going to try scare you and make you think that if you talk to them, they may let you go. They may threaten you in other ways. THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT. Talking to them is not going to help your situation and can only hurt you. Again, "I would like my lawyer."

TLDR - **DON'T TALK TO THE FEDERAL COMMIE FAGGOTS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. **

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ChecksOut 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you have a lawyer, the lawyer talks for you. That’s the point.

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TwoStar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I understand that. But do you really have to talk with them even through your lawyer? I don't think you do, assuming you are not under arrest.

So I think it's, "Am I under arrest? No? Then you can leave now" and that's all.

If they say, "Yes, you are under arrest." The only response is, "I want my lawyer." When your lawyer arrives it should only be to say, "my client has nothing to say, charge him with a crime or release him immediately."

You don't have to say anything, not even through a lawyer. Ever.

Spez: If the lawyer tells you to cooperate with them and answer their questions just to make the issue go away, get a new lawyer. And don't even tell your lawyer any details about what did or didn't happen unless you actually get charged with a crime. Their job at first contact with the law is to protect your rights, not to defend you against charges, that comes later.

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beep_boop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Basically this. Otherwise they'll try to General Flynn you