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roscoe63 [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

I for one, will pass. Not going to be bribed to take a vaccine with a damn stimulus check

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USA1 9 points ago +9 / -0

I for one, never get a stimulus. Cause the government just takes from me.

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BabyGlockgunslinger1 19 points ago +19 / -0

I’m glad he assumes that’s his money to buy shit with.

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WildRiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I, for one, thought that part was hilarious. They are literally giving us our money back.

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sundance 18 points ago +18 / -0

Evil! I will proudly save the government $1400.

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Tryhardneckbeard 17 points ago +17 / -0

Rep. Steve Stivers (R., Ohio) made the suggestion for those that won't clicky the linky

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Average-Joe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you!

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Bugsofbaillie 14 points ago +14 / -0

Risk my life for $2 grand? Nah, I’m good.

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WildRiot 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is comic GOLD

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Lowersidecustoms 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never felt so disgusted to be a life long pot smoker and current medical card holder and supporter. Feels so dirty now

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Lowersidecustoms 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess I should've expected if the government had anything to do with legalizing pot they would fuck it up

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TheOne1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why? Did you fall for this? lolz

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Lowersidecustoms 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, it just incredibly cheapened the movement to legalize. It doesn't feel right anymore

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EagleI 7 points ago +7 / -0

A yahoo link...ouch

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Slint 6 points ago +6 / -0

The kids who voted for him ate Tide Pods and are broke right now. Time to get that dough yo!

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Proud_American 5 points ago +5 / -0

This doesn’t seem to be about the vaccine as much as not paying Americans for the debacle of shutting us down.

How many tax paying Americans are due to receive a stimulus check? Cross reference that with the number of available doses of the “vaccine.” Only a few million have gotten the shot and only 30 million doses are available.

Looks like this is more to do with limiting the number of checks they send out in a timely manner. Heh, you’re check might arrive after you’ve starved to death. Seems reasonable to a politician.

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2008RonPaul2012 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I hope the administration will look at that option because we actually buy something with our $1,400 — and that’s herd immunity,” said Rep. Steve Stivers (R., Ohio)

Motherfucker, it's not your money.

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Ski330 4 points ago +4 / -0

The genius of the proposal is that you get the vaccine, but when you die from the vaccine they keep your $1400.

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quantum_wetware 4 points ago +4 / -0

they would have to pay me 10 bitcoin to take the vaccine

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

So to get your money back you have to inject yourself with an unproven substance. Congress has gone mafia.

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MAGA_Skull 3 points ago +3 / -0

what a fucking retard. get fucked faggot

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Dantalian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do they know that the SLOWWWWWWWWWW distribution of the vaccine (by the States) means that in my area, us seniors would be lucky to get it by July? I guess they already know the promised INSTANT stimulus (whether $2,000 or $1,400) was a bold-faced lie.

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remindmelater 3 points ago +3 / -0

They pay you to take it....not a good sign...run for the hills.....

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philnmdg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Republican from Ohio said this

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Pepesforfreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep it

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BlueEyedDevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

A fucking Republican figures. I despise them!

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Lowersidecustoms 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess it's a good thing I don't need their money. I'll go rob a bank before I let them force a vaccine on me that's killing and maiming people

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fine by me. I dont want either.

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OttersGonnaOtt 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you didn't get the vacc, you therefore didn't suffer under the lockdowns. Amazing logic there, Bidumb.

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ChickNorris 2 points ago +2 / -0

well, I'll not be getting the stimulus because I'm definitely not getting that vaccine.

The love of money is the root of evil.

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol they can go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw. I'll work for my money without killing myself. And WHAT THE FUCK do they mean by "our money"?! That's not your money you fucking scumbags

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WildRiot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good thing I don't need their $1400

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faughtfarms 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who wanted that payoff from chiden anyway?

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faughtfarms 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep it!

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Susurro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unreal.

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Ivleeeg 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can mail me the vaccine just like the ballots.