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posted ago by MAGAyar ago by MAGAyar +1870 / -0

Doesn’t it? The POTATUS is pushing and pushing and pushing, and America seems to be pushing back. All the dislikes on YouTube, articles of impeachment already. It feels like a medical operation went badly.

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Haywood_Jablome 52 points ago +52 / -0

I feel dirty. This is not natural

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TommyLasordasBallBag 27 points ago +27 / -0

Its not. We literally have an implant in chief. Communist dictatorships have had more "democratic" elections than the one we just experienced. Do. Not. Comply!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 19 points ago +19 / -0

Like my redneck buddy said to me today "The fake tits on the stripper I hired for your bachelor party were more real than this Joe fellas presidency"

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O__Q 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep- Lost our heart and gained two anuses in its place.

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Wholelottarosie1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive been having restless, sleepless nights and nightmares since Tuesday. This is satanic evil that we must fight.

Libs cried and were in fear over MSM lies. Im in actual fear because we know and see the truth and its going to hurt everyone.

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Duchess 28 points ago +28 / -0

I LOVE POTATUS. Not that I love him, I love the name. You know.

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 19 points ago +19 / -0

I prefer Pedotus personally.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Its fitting. The best the left can come up with was "cheeto" (hmm.. coming from the people who keep saying we hate certain skin colors)... Potatus is perfect

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UsedOnlyThrice 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm going with Resident Biden. Easy to use in conversation.

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Alaskan 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’ll explain best I can. Instead of potus, there’s been an idea to call him potatus. I think partly because there was a teacher or principal who got fired for posting a meme to her social media that had a pic of a potato and it said she’d rather vote for the potato than Joe Biden. Now memes of joes face morphed into a potato are “sprouting” up. 😎

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Nikola_S1 4 points ago +4 / -0

And here is me thinking this is because he has mental abilities of a potato.

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Cmchn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek works in mysterious ways

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Alaskan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prolly that too lol.

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MAGAyar [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

See, I am also in the “potato-minded” camp. But there’s joe Biden photoshopped as a potato?!

Karen, cancel all my appointments today, I have something important to do.

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OptimusPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree. I audibly laughed and will be using that phrase on many occasions

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SaltyKrakenBalls 16 points ago +16 / -0

They replaced America's brain with a shit filled large intestine.

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PaigeAshley 11 points ago +11 / -0

Agreed. :(

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NadlerShartWaddle 11 points ago +11 / -0

They try to file articles of impeachment on every republican. It's symbolic but useless.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joe Biden looks like a medical operation went badly.

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Chopblock 7 points ago +7 / -0

‘Tell D-GER that the biological units organic tissue cannot function with a gall bladder in place of a heart!’

‘You are the ballot unit. D-GER NO LONGER REQUIRES THE BALLOT UNIT’

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phunxyn 7 points ago +7 / -0

They won't be able to take over the US as easily as they thought. More people will realize in the next few days that trump did win and we are stuck with a maniac. The media is nothing more than an echo chamber for these tyrants and everyone knows it. Except they either don't know it because they are such disgraceful human beings, or they do know and don't care and Are disgraceful human beings.

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alfredbester 7 points ago +7 / -0

As a guy with an organ transplant this post makes me mildly uncomfortable. It's accurate as fuck, though.

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MAGAyar [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you. I hope you are doing well after yours!

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SavingPrivateGrace 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't stop saying [email protected]#k You to Biden everytime I see him on my TV. It's like we got a new disease worse than WuFlu.

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rejected organs in organ transplants do not bode well for the host body...

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Brulz_Lulz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good analogy. They're doing all the normal things that they do when a new administration takes over but it all feels so hollow and disingenuous, and completely lacking of whatever special ingredient that used to give it legitimacy in the eyes of the public.

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CuckS1ayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

It feels like we have been conquered.

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J_Doe 3 points ago +3 / -0

+1 for the analogy. Biden is the appendix; at best he is useless, at worst he will kill the host.

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Thatonedinoguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like terminal cancer, but I feel you.

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MisterClean 3 points ago +3 / -0

POTATUS

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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TheCandorist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even on lefty areas of the webs is non stop Biden is an idiot fraud. I don't put it past democrats to be this retarded but they were really retarded.

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Wholelottarosie1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im a bone marrow transplant patient (Aug of 2020), the term they call is is Graft vs Host Disease (GVHD). The body senses something foreign and will attack itself (organs, skin, vision, etc).

Your assessment is spot-on.

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X3r0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. Because it would be worse if you thought this election was normal and fair.

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RussianLimbaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

If that transplant were elective surgery... chosen by the surgeon who needs the money for the work.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 2 points ago +2 / -0

"POTATUS" - Thanks Pede, I needed that, lol!

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Skipster777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shits gonna hit the fan one day

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MAGA1775 -8 points ago +3 / -11

Yeah, dislikes on the internet! That will surely stop Xiden!

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stop him?

Doesn't seem like the only people who can will.