They'll send the National Guard home since they were being radicalized by Mike Lindell's pillows. I'm sure the FBI will be keeping tabs on who loves their pillows the most as that must surely mean they're right wing radicals.
Ah, but then they will be a white supremacist symbol of how non-whites are only fit to provide comfort for white supremacists! Especially those non-white National Guard white supremacists!
FBI does it’s own internal investigation and now everyone who sleeps with a pillow is suspect, until only the most loyal FBI agents sleep on the floor just like the National Guard
Holy shit!
This is genius!
Imagine... we send 50000 pillows to DC.
With Love.
~ American Patriots
They'll send the National Guard home since they were being radicalized by Mike Lindell's pillows. I'm sure the FBI will be keeping tabs on who loves their pillows the most as that must surely mean they're right wing radicals.
Calling it now. Pillows will be white supremacy soon. MyPillow, the fact rich people have nicer ones, and THEY ARE WHITE.
It's the sheets you gotta look out for. They're the most comfortable Klan hood you'll ever own!
Giza Sheets!
KEK
Make the pillows brown and then they can't say shit!
Ah, but then they will be a white supremacist symbol of how non-whites are only fit to provide comfort for white supremacists! Especially those non-white National Guard white supremacists!
It's funny though, because the my pillows are only like $20. RAYCISS
Mein Pillow
Sadly this is actually really accurate
I am not so sure THEY CAN send the Nat'l Guard home.
At first I lol'd but then I realized... the left really is THAT insane.
FBI does it’s own internal investigation and now everyone who sleeps with a pillow is suspect, until only the most loyal FBI agents sleep on the floor just like the National Guard
Storm the capitol with pillows! Let the comfy insurrection begin! Soldiers deserve a good nights rest.
I would pay to watch the guard take a vote on who is the weakest and have that person challenge Joe to a pillow fight, winner takes presidency.
Pillow Revolution. And made with the softest cotton GEE-ZÂÂ
PILLOW FIGHT!!!!
Cardinal Fang, fetch the comfy chair.
Count me in.