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posted ago by Internet_hugs +600 / -0

I'll see you in the morning, snookums...

I'll see you in the morning, snookums...
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Chairman_Downlord 27 points ago +27 / -0
  • Don’t shoot my dog bro
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Houseonfire 22 points ago +22 / -0

Sad our tax money goes to this

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NoFucks2Give 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sad that the FBI faggots feel no shame doing this shit and knowingly being paid with our money, and having no shame in not having a REAL JOB.

What I hope is that once a day there is at least one mocking post about what giant faggots they are and it hits a nerve and they sit at their station and seethe with impotent rage at being ridiculed by us, and then they have to try to ignore our utter disdain for them, all the while knowing what cucks they REALLY are.

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kommisar6 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look on the bright side, if you get in a jam they could call the police to help you out.

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AntiSocialMedia 7 points ago +7 / -0

You really think they would? Sources and methods donchaknow. But they'll have a classified audio recording of you getting beaten to death by some joggers.

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FucKamala 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's like having your own little guardian faggot

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Ryanaissance 8 points ago +8 / -0

The warm glowie of a night light...

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brxn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Goodnight, FBI.. I hope you get a big promotion after doing the opposite of your oath to the US Constitution.

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RedditIsCommunist 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope they at least learn some stuff about the political philosophy of classical/modern liberalism from reading this site and learn what’s wrong with Marxist collectivism and all the other rights violations the US has fought for the last 120 years.

Hey FBI! Check this stuff out https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/The-Presidents-Advisory-1776-Commission-Final-Report.pdf Hope that’s not too dangerous or anything.....

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FromSethWithLove 5 points ago +5 / -0

Goodnight, sweet FBI. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries

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TearofLys 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know he's going to masturbate to the thought of you in bed.

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Internet_hugs [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'll take the stickers off of the front facing camera on my phone, give him a good look at my turd cutter while I sleep.

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consumptiveballerina 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're the hero we need.

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FucKamala 4 points ago +4 / -0

But not the one we deserve

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veritasvincit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sleep better knowing you're out there somewhere, doing the Lord's work.

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1787 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turd cutter. If only anatomical names were that blunt

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2Bad4U 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey if it wasn't for the FBI, the KGB would the most distrusted agency in the world. Way to go guys! First in something! The FBI literally jails and convicts Americans over international and domestic terrorists.

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EggPlanter 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Just one agent? Those are rookie numbers. At this point I think I have at LEAST four of them tuck me in at night.

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HunterBidensCrakPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

You hang up. No, you hang up. No, you hang up. No, you hang up. No, you hang up.

Ok ok, we’ll hang up at the same time, on 3.

1......2.......3...............you didn’t hang up! You didn’t hang up either!

Ok this time, on 3. For real this time. Seriously.

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grumpyhead 3 points ago +3 / -0

*night 616247

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Bdnsnotmyprsdnt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckers Bitches IDIOTS

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Bobby 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot to call him a fag. Its kind of our thing.

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wat_meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our guardian demon from hell.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤐

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ENTP 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuck the fag boy inbreds

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DisbandTheCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

BOMB bomb 💣

THERMITE thermite

FIRE fir

IR JAMMING jam

DRONE drone

REVOLUTION revol

INSURRECTION ORGANIZE

organize insurrection

America AMERICA ameri

Telemetry

Plane planes flying alumi galli

Oh hi lol

Eat a bag of dicks

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