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Frog_Anne 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congratulations! Your stimulus check has increased from $2000 to $1400!

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

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PropagandaWizard1984 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only two more months till those $1000 checks start hitting accounts. When you get that $500 stimulus money you can buy a new TV! Just don't spend all $200 of it in the same place.

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YeDragonEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

2+2=5, comrade! To think otherwise is a thoughtcrime!