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Jonny 290 points ago +291 / -1

“Covid will go away just like that. Like magic.” - President Trump

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jpower 111 points ago +111 / -0

He wasn't kidding. Well at least hopefully everyone is being redpilled

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Keiichi81 151 points ago +151 / -0

You vastly overestimate the memory and attention span of the average mouth-breathing idiot.

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RealHappyFeet 48 points ago +48 / -0

It's peaked because of ScIeNcE

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RusherOfDin 5 points ago +5 / -0

FucK yEaH!

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Truthdose 34 points ago +34 / -0

The media stopped talking about Iraq...despite it changing our country forever...

And even conservatives seem to have forgotten it happened...(they do not even address the mistake and discuss it...)

They have done this before...and it worked

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PaizuriPelosi 18 points ago +18 / -0

Exactly. I remember how the daily body count tally from the Iraq war disappeared when Obama started his term.

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westrock2000 9 points ago +9 / -0

They weren't sure who to attribute the deaths to. The media said we were fighting ISIS. Obama said we were fighting ISIL. And the President didn't have time to clarify which was right because he was busy visiting all 57 united states.

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Antifederalist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pssst, it was the same people. ISIL was just the polite Muslim name. Obama sending shoutouts and misdirection. Now that's 4d chess.

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R-A-T-S- 14 points ago +14 / -0

Its not just memory/attention span. Anyone who tries to bring it up will get hit with an entire Olympic team of mental gymnasts on how its not propaganda and totally legit and because Biden is a genius while Trump is bad dumb orange baby.

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ZacPetkanas 12 points ago +12 / -0

You vastly overestimate the memory and attention span of the average mouth-breathing idiot.

Yup. There are actually people in the world who think Dr. Fauci is an honest doctor and not a lefty pol who can't keep his message straight and who has flip-flopped on everything

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westrock2000 8 points ago +8 / -0

The ones who distrusted him the most all died from aids in the 80's and 90's.

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Anachronox 8 points ago +8 / -0

Literally having a conversation about this with someone right now. She says it is going away due to "science and leadership". Oh boy...

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Viewer01 9 points ago +9 / -0

The proles brains have been switched off since Jan 20. They no longer pay attention to the world.

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MightyEighth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, best we can do at this point is count on the fact that Xidens policies hurt the masses bigly so they get what they voted for.

Patriots will be fine as most of us fully expected and have prepared for this eventuality. Who cares if gas is $5 a gallon? At least orange man isn’t president anymore!

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MAUSGA 27 points ago +27 / -0

Couldn't be more predictable.

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TheLegendOfMAGA 21 points ago +21 / -0

POOF AND VOILA!!!

Like magic indeed! When’s it gonna be time to dump some tea overboard and take these cocksuckers down?!

This shits gettin old real fast

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Joe6pack 10 points ago +10 / -0

Quit buying big box and amazon or any other company/brand. That speaks out against our movement.

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TheLegendOfMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who said anything about getting anything f lrim those companies?

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roscoeSteele 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man if only we had a government that enforced anti trust law and defended the people from oligopolistic abuse

That would be awesome

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

All masks are on clearance now

It’s like the giant corporations know something we peasants aren’t supposed to know

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mnguy12000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not only that but Walmart used to have giant boxes of hand sanitizer by the self checkouts, gone as of Tuesday. Funny how that worked

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Aquamine-Amarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. But would these demons give up the power they've gained over the people with their mask Nazi bullshit? It's too tempting, they're going to continue pretending the common cold is a threat just to hold onto the power they've gotten.

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SutopSutolf [S] 57 points ago +57 / -0

That ole fart may have some usefulness yet.

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OGpsywar 27 points ago +27 / -0

I guess Covid isn't as good at doing push-ups.

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jpower 19 points ago +19 / -0

Joe cleaning the White House beforehand was symbolic to the virus as a whole and showed it he wasn't fucking around.

Covid 19 immediately backed the f off.

  • verified by independent sources
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roscoeSteele 2 points ago +2 / -0

It just didn't want him to sniff its kids - covid 21

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ViagraFalls 49 points ago +49 / -0

If only Biden was president 2 weeks ago, I wouldn't have gotten covid.

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I_have_lady_parts 22 points ago +22 / -0

You had a terrible flu... if anything.

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ViagraFalls 24 points ago +24 / -0

It was like a weak cold with a weird inability to smell. Well, at one point I had a lot of fatigue. That was the worst thing.

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Miasmo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Are you dead now? How many grandmas did you take with you?

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ViagraFalls 17 points ago +17 / -0

I spread it to 3 people. One of them is 70 and one is 68. They all survived.

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_fuckallofyou_ 16 points ago +16 / -0

I got it in June and it was like a bad summer cold. The reports of "drinking bleach", or simply UV therapy crossed my mind so I spent a few hours a day in the sun. Kicked it in a day and a half.

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ViagraFalls 6 points ago +6 / -0

A virus shouldn't be spreading much in the summer. I was taking vitamin C and D and zinc. The symptoms were no big deal except having a sore throat one day and fatigue happened a lot. I was at work the first 5 days, because I thought I had a cold.

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SpezWifesBoyfriend 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

Did you receive treatment for it? I hear ivermectin and HCQ worked wonders for a lot of people.

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ViagraFalls 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was taking vitamin C, D, and zinc from the start when I thought it was just a cold. It didn't do much to me.

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Assault-Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I started loading up on zinc, D, and C about 2 weeks before Xmas. Caught the coof around New Years. Literally was a mild cold. So mild that I didn't need to take any meds to relive symptoms. The only differences were: 1. Completely lost my taste and smell for 2 days and 2. The symptoms hung around for about 4 days, which is about twice as long as normal for me. Big fucking deal.

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Ifififokiedoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what the doctors told me to do. No meds. I have 2 family members that got it recently and they both where told to go home and drink water.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftists: "How dare you belittle the effects of Covid on people who got really sick or even died REEEEEEEE!!!!!"

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Seenev 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are viruses much worse than covid going around. It's all about branding and narrative.

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StartAgain 42 points ago +42 / -0

Wow! Medical miracle! /s

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peltast 11 points ago +11 / -0

Due ONLY to Joe and Fauci!

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Maga2020Maga2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

NPR should have been defunded, its another media arm of the DNC

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MAGAlikethis 34 points ago +34 / -0

PCR cycle parameters changed! The CCP virus magically plateaus! All because of Beijing Biden's Executive Orders!

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Hanging_Chad 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why didn't Trump order lower cycles?

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C1REX 17 points ago +18 / -1

He would be accused of faking numbers.

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Hanging_Chad 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why didn't he order Fauci to order lower cycles?

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Overkillengine 13 points ago +13 / -0

He would be accused of abusing his power.

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x-irradiance 4 points ago +4 / -0

The media is pretty powerful eh

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SouthernParadise 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have fauci on video somewhere saying that any PCR test with a cycle rate higher than 30 was useless because it’s just picking up dead nucleotides at that point. That is especially important in a hospital setting where, if a patient dies from say a heart attack, but has remnant dead nucleotides in their nose just from Breathing the hospital air, they will test positive and are then counted as a covid death. And now the WHO is saying that you have to have 2 positive PCR tests and clinical symptoms to be counted as a positive. The whole narrative is changing at a rapid pace.

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Assault-Covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

The whole narrative is changing at a rapid pace

Like clockwork...

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought the WHO is now also saying to follow manufacturer instructions (i.e., don't use such high cycle counts) ?

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SouthernParadise 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s all a game to them. Within one day of the WHO being reinstated the news went from “a dark winter” to, “we’ve reached a plateau”. They’ll use covid to enforce some BS for another couple of months and then it will be phased out. Notice how Biden hasn’t talked about reopening the economy yet? He hasn’t received his new orders.

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Today, some more cruises were cancelled for this summer, if that's any indicator of how much longer this BS will laat

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C1REX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fauci is a traitor. He would say he need to follow science and WHO.

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zigZag590 1 point ago +1 / -0

And look where caring about what 15% approval rate Fake news media got him

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MAGAlikethis 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's sarcasm. Beijing Biden didn't order that. The "scientific community" just did it for him because the Left thinks they're the party that "listens to science".

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Left listens to Xenu

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LookatmyCheeks 22 points ago +22 / -0

from the same fucking publication even. Lord help me

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catbertz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Stories are two days apart too 😂😂😂

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I_have_lady_parts 22 points ago +22 / -0

Local news is worse than national news. Local news caused this panic. Normies who dont give a shit about politics watch local news on the dot everyday. They pushed the covid numbers worse than cnn did.

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MartinLuther2 18 points ago +19 / -1

ok stein

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Jonny 10 points ago +13 / -3

There are based Jew pedes here

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ChazSteadyfist -6 points ago +5 / -11

Nope. We’re supposed to hate Jews now. It’s what Trump was all about or something.

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Jonny 3 points ago +7 / -4 (edited)

I’m honestly not sure where the Jew hate came from in the first place. I thought Jews were very similar to Christians in that they hold very similar beliefs and study the same Hebrew bible. Also, Jesus and most of the founders of Christianity were Jewish

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anonymousdonor 2 points ago +3 / -1

Maybe it's the usury and pornography. Just a guess, though.

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ChazSteadyfist 0 points ago +4 / -4

Also, modern Jews don’t just adhere to the Torah. There’s the Talmud to consider as well. Jesus isn’t Lord to them.

Nazis don’t really care about that shit though. They’re mostly Atheists and fake Christians with an inferiority complex.

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ChazSteadyfist 0 points ago +6 / -6

Nazis are dead in the water when it comes to their movement, so they’ve latched on to Trump’s. Fuentes is a beaner incel, Spencer is a jogger faggot, Gypsy is a Gypsy. It’s laughable. But they’re going to shit up this forum regardless with their autistic Jew obsession.

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AlexLucian 3 points ago +7 / -4

Jews are over-represented at the top of every major industry. Simply pointing that out makes you “anti-semitic”. The rabbit hole goes deep and they don’t want you to see it.

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Jonny -1 points ago +3 / -4 (edited)

it becomes anti-semitic when you equate high profile Jews at the top with ALL JEWS.

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ChazSteadyfist -4 points ago +5 / -9

You’re not blowing any minds, Nazi. Everyone knows that Jews are over represented in media, law etc. We don’t have to hear about it 24/7 from loser autists. There are neo-Nazi forums for that shit, enough with the condescending evangelism.

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3870x2 -1 points ago +1 / -2

They are, and in many ways they are our brothers in god. They don't believe in the Trinity but they do believe in the one true god, which we also believe in.

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learntocode 15 points ago +15 / -0

This som Captain Obvious shit. It will take months to end this stupidity though.

Went to a gas station and the fuckers are selling cigarettes, alcohol, vape accessories, lotto tickets, corn syrup in all its manifestations, and two week old hot dogs - oh but I gotta wear a fucking mask "for my health".

Dumb this deep takes a while to get rid of. I suspect it is here to stay for the long haul.

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JamesSunderland 7 points ago +7 / -0

The dumb has always been around at the same level. Just certain periods like this bring out the dumb more. The solution is to never negotiate with dumb. Call it what it is and never apologize.

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Luminous_2a 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's stupidity for you:

My wife had surgery back in December. There were complications, so they had to put in a tracheostomy tube. She's lying there in bed hooked from the breathing tube in her throat to a ventilator. At one point, one of the occupational therapists comes in to help her work on her arms. She makes her put on a mask.

The woman is literally having a machine help her breathe through a hole in her throat and the therapist makes her put on a mask.

We are past insane at this point.

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3870x2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would not allow this, and I would tell her to leave.

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MadisonCandle 9 points ago +9 / -0

but thanks to him we also have to pretend oil peaked too.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +8 / -0

And obviously we are at full employment now .. because opening our border to invaders and giving amnesty to the existing wetback thieves is a Day 1 priority.

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adawk91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big corporate who helped to install Biden doesn’t want full employment. They want policies to drive labor costs down so the “stakeholders” can keep more of the money

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NinjaPlease 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look fat... COVID is fur serial.... my mask wo-mandate cured the plague!!

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recklessFreedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

The best part of this is given the coming reduction in PCR cycles, they can say cases are going down, while changing the rules about how deaths are classified.

3 weeks ago a guy with covid has a heart attack and dies and it's rules a covid death. Now, it's just a heart attack. Manipulation of data. Not to mention the news will just slowly talk about it less and less at the direction of the administration.

Regardless of how you feel about this pandemic charade, it is undeniable they weaponized this with the full intent of using it against Trump and the election. If Cuomo and Lightfoot 180ing on lockdowns didn't redpill people, nothing ever will.

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cryptoconservative 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well that's weird...Biden just said "it will get worse before it gets better" in a White House speech a day or two ago...I wish the virus would make up its mind! /s

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Qplusultra 6 points ago +6 / -0

Take me out of the oven because I'm done..... 💀

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SavingPrivateGrace 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yup, Biden's killing it alright.

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GoCommitToasterBath 6 points ago +6 / -0

Deaths per day have risen to 4,000 under Bidet.

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KekJeanVanDayum 5 points ago +5 / -0

I saw an article that said that while the death rate is accelerating, it is now accelerating less than it was a few days ago. Hooray!

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Hanging_Chad 8 points ago +8 / -0

One foot on the gas, the other on the brakes

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't give a fuck. I'll worry who gets credit later.

Open our country!

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ClementYip 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are going to tune the PCR Test sensitivity to stop reporting so many false positive. So the effect would be immediate drop in the COVID19 stats.

And with less positive case, the death rate would immediately drop as well. Because they report all death (regardless of cause) as COVID19 death, as long as he/she test positive. Someone can die of cancer, and it would be counted as long as you get a false positive.

So the news would report Biden policy saved the country.

Literally an hour after Biden inauguration, WHO has admitted that the PCR test was too sensitive and caused false positive.

They deliberately lied to you all along.

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spaceghost17 4 points ago +4 / -0

The China Virus - Just deadly enough to be a threat but not so bad the whole knows it was an intentionally released bio weapon.

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digitalher0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Covid afraid of corn-pop confirmed much bad dude

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Tookens 3 points ago +3 / -0

And just like that...

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, sonuvabitch!

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VirTW 3 points ago +3 / -0

He must have Obama's magic wand!

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RememberKosciuszko 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mike's magic wang?

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bdailey1965USA 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's the economy...........fight this economy like you are fighting satan...support Mike Lindel and punish youtube,facebook,twitter and any other communist influenced traitors....buy bitcoin,precious metals and farmland....it will take time but a reckoning for the "ruling class" is coming

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yurimodin 2 points ago +2 / -0

bailout printer goes brrrrrrr

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QuietSpark 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was never a pandemic, it’s all been propaganda.

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TRexxx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do they still have the death ticker on CNN?

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asiatrails 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazing what happens when you change the President and drop the death counter. Hey Acosta, how many died today under the Biden administration? asks no one.

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're pulling a China. All smiles from here on out!

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the fuck would they know it's peaked?

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793D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clown World, sure. But Evil fucking Clown World.

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Seenev 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the messaging is intentional at this point. The message is "We'll make your life hell if you don't let us rule."

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jack1989 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden really is the best President ever! We were so wrong

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LtPatterson 1 point ago +1 / -0

This will not change the fact that everyone will be forcibly vaccinated (my theory is health insurance will force you to be vaccinated to get coverage - which will be mandated again)

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swamp_clorox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covid was really Cornpop this whole time!

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niconicoreeee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Enemy of the People

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PlateOwner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rob Stein is an idiot telling us who are the experts.

Thanks, Robbie.

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TiffanyMaples 1 point ago +1 / -0
  1. Changes in number of deaths are a lagging indicator (by about 2 weeks) of changes in infection rate. So deaths usually increase for awhile even after the peak of new infections has passed.
  2. “its”
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spiritfortrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden told that virus, "Just Stop It, Man"

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SteelDriver 1 point ago +1 / -0

The propaganda machine is in naked in its narrative manipulation right now. :D

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RedHawk44 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was all fake...

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-REEEEEEEDACTED- 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

🎵What a Difference

A day makes...

Twenty-Four little Hours...🎵

I GUESS ALL WE NEEDED WAS A TRUE CHINAMAN TO STEP IN AND STOP THE CHINESE VIRUS.

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PresidentElectLynn 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO, they're so bad at this.

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ProudlyConservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

According to the new EOs about controlling everyone in the name of Covid, I am sure the numbers will magically get higher.

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CrackerSmurf2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this part of the sting? Is Biden gonna get arrested in Ukraine or something?

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whatrinosare 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Nah covid will continue, researchers will say bullshit. They WANT covid to continue forever

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RedneckQuartermaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

((Everytime))

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PandyFackler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop noticing goy

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RedneckQuartermaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s so hard not to concentrate on it when you nose.

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Hunter21 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same author two days apart and I’d care

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WheeeeeThePeople 1 point ago +1 / -0

an excellent source to defund, https://www.reddit.com/r/Defund_NPR_and_PBS/

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Pumpitrealgood 1 point ago +1 / -0

the scam, and these idiots running it could not be more obvious, its not even very sophisticated, its as subtle as a jackhammer, yet the liberal left in all its scientific glory refuse to question the waterfall of bullshit showering over them. Every day I stand in awe at the level of manipulation being swallowed whole and then parroted by the left..

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thallos 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a wrap guys, great performances all around. Lets take 5 and prep the next scene.