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AlexanderVI1492 125 points ago +126 / -1

Ok. So if one is "celebrating" the Biden medical advice does not require masks on Federal property? Can we have that confirmed? Will someone ask that question, please.

MAGA

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Gelus 78 points ago +79 / -1

I am in a permanent state of celebration now that The Most Popular President in History Joe Biden was elected through the Most Secure Election in History.

Taking my mask off everywhere.

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Danny1878 22 points ago +23 / -1

Easy tiger, it's only if you're celebrating AND you have more important things to worry about. Then you are exempt.

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TheLion 6 points ago +6 / -0

And be a Democrat or Communist. Sorry, I repeated myself.

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America1stAndOnly 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know, it's only right that we follow the example of The Most Popular President in History (tm) and make sure to never wear masks again. Who knew that giving the lefties what they want would be so fun?

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JustHereForTheSalmon 14 points ago +14 / -0

You science deniers are really something.

Look, the Trump Virus is the smartest virus humanity has ever known. It will attack you if you go to church, or work at a small business, or sneak in through your tailpipe if you are in a car alone.

If it sees a mask, it will get scared off. If it sees Antifa, it will run away. If Democrats are celebrating, it'll grab a cocktail and merely hang out as a wallflower.

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sorossockpuppet2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking kek, pede Hahaha

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bluntedaffect 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guys, relax. He was surrounded by his family. Covid doesn't infect families. Or fiery but mostly peaceful protesters. Or people eating substantive meals while sitting. Or, apparently, revelers. Or, oddly, homeless people, who are totally immune.

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Lehh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on man! Everyone knows the virus doesn’t transmit via celebration!

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

doest apply to christmas though, you know, the birth of jesus and all