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I really wish the FBI would knock on my door - that conversation would be fucking hilarious.
"Hello, I'm specialist Johnson from the FBI's cyber terror division - we need to talk about your PDW shit posts. What are "deez nuts" you keep speaking about? Is this code for an operation you're planning?"
Some fruity leftist reported my 60 year old mom to the FBI because she was spitting truth on Facebook. It's funny, but also quite unsettling that the FBI/Gestapo knows where my family is and what we're about.
I’m in Texas, I’m surrounded by extreme liberals. There are no conservatives around that have a spine to even say they are conservative. Everyone wears masks.
I'm boggled how that decision and act went through his (I'm assuming it's a him) mind, did he feel some kind of idk...power or ego boost. Bragging rights to his soy friends or is it really a form of mental illness like TDS...yep upon further reflection this just replaced TDS.
Put that shit on repeat just like all over the criminals who testify in front of Congress or corrupt politicians do when they are caught red handed. Hillary, Cuckerberg, Dorsey, the rest of BigTech criminals, Wray, Strzok, and all of Obamas Cabal.
All they ever said in their hearings was, “I do not recall.”
So, take a page out of their playbook. They rape, steal, and murder all the time, and all they have to say is “I do not recall,” and they are free to rape, steal, and murder some more.
😂Shit...since I keep my phone on silent or completely turned off, plus I’d simply not answer the door...good luck “talking” to me without a warrant and probable cause. Tfoh you Pedocrat Party KGB FAG
Yep. If you're going to talk, don't physically threaten then but rant at them about how worthless they are. Don't answer a single question and if they badger enough then tell them to talk to your lawyer.
Right, just don't engage at all. Ranting at them has the dual benefit of there being no upside whatsoever, while also making yourself a target to corrupt and powerful liars.
True. It is. You may get arrested. As the saying goes, you can beat the rap but your can't beat the ride. However, the point is to not say anything related to the questions they ask.
Correct. Just tell them you have nothing to say. But some people are incapable of that so better to direct that energy to something that won't incriminate you.
You don’t even have to speak with them if you simply don’t answer the door. It’s really that easy...If they were there to “take you down,” they’d have a warrant. No warrant = Me no answer door. Me flip off faggot FBI/Pedocrat KGB enforcement agency through the front window. It’s really that easy. You have zero reason to answer their questions, and unless you’re ass has done something, they will have no legal authority to detain or question you without you consent. DONT GIVE CONSENT. GET A LAWYER AND STFU IF THEY DO HAVE YOU ON SOMETHING. LAWYER, LAWYER, LAWYER...
A long story about fishing with my kids, multiple side roads down memory lane backstories on in-laws and pets, rambling on about nonsense, gardens chickens climbing trees, etcetc.
I'm old and bored. I'd love to entertain some youngster with my " old people" gossip...lol.
ACTUALLY, no. " I'd like an attorney".
And coffee , please 🤣🤣
I'm expecting a visit at some point, I'm just going to say that I don't have anything to say, and why do they need me to answer questions anyways when they can just falsify a 302 and make it so I "said" whatever it is they want me to say.
Call 911 on them immediately. Do not open door. Say "there is a man, I believe armed, I think he's pretending to be an fbi agent, he's at my door.". Maybe you get the ohio atf situation. Anyone can fake credentials. Better safe
Don't even answer the door if all they want to do is question you. If they are coming to arrest you, then you need a lawyer, but don't say anything to them other than "I want a lawyer".
It's not just that you don't need to, but you shouldn't talk to them under any circumstance. You're only response should be, "I'm not answering any questions. " Unless of course they arrest you, then your only response should be, "I want my lawyer. "
Let your lawyer talk for you. Remember, if you say anything that can even be slightly considered a lie, they can and will prosecute you for lying to a federal agent.
You don't need anyone to defend you unless they have a warrant, of which the chances are slim to none.
If they come to your door
a) record everything and tell them you are doing so (in case their are laws in your state requiring you to disclose it)
b) ask if they have a warrant, which is unlikely
If the answer is no - tell them to leave.
c) if the answer is yes - request a lawyer and remain silent.
I thought it would be really funny to say "Ill answer some questions if you answer a couple of mine first..." and then go on to specifically detail all the violent riots by antifa and blm and ask the FBI where they were during all of that. LMAO
Just plead the 5th right away, because as we all know by now, simply talking to those fags can be "incriminating". Better yet, just don't answer the door as others have said.
I almost hope they do come see me. I’ve done nothing wrong and it would give me a chance to call them commie faggot traitors to their cunt faces. EAT SHIT COMMIES
I really wish the FBI would knock on my door - that conversation would be fucking hilarious.
"Hello, I'm specialist Johnson from the FBI's cyber terror division - we need to talk about your PDW shit posts. What are "deez nuts" you keep speaking about? Is this code for an operation you're planning?"
Some fruity leftist reported my 60 year old mom to the FBI because she was spitting truth on Facebook. It's funny, but also quite unsettling that the FBI/Gestapo knows where my family is and what we're about.
I’m nearly 60 and waiting for my daughter to turn me in. It’s only a matter of time
This is why we need to pull together with like minded people in our communities. Many strong.
I’m in Texas, I’m surrounded by extreme liberals. There are no conservatives around that have a spine to even say they are conservative. Everyone wears masks.
Ha! Try living in NYC for one day please! I'll trade ya anyday!
No thanks, I’ll stay in Texas!
Austin I presume? There are plenty of us. Just st look for the holidays see with American flags out front.
DFW
Just be in or close to a city I take it? What about a little further out? Gun club maybe?
I’m in a rural area, dead end road.
I've got a shitbird former friend who I'm pretty sure already did this to me, can't wait for my visit.
I told my idiot brother that Biden won't last 6 months before Kamala smothers him with a pillow and then we could welcome President Whore to rule us.
He finally unfriended me after that one. I think I finally broke him.
I'm boggled how that decision and act went through his (I'm assuming it's a him) mind, did he feel some kind of idk...power or ego boost. Bragging rights to his soy friends or is it really a form of mental illness like TDS...yep upon further reflection this just replaced TDS.
They should fear us
Same .. lmao.
Them ; did you say that all triators need to hang? And that pedophiles deserve to die.
Me :. Yes of course would you like to come in for some coffee while I tell you how much more I really hate traitors and pedophiles?
Here are your magic words. "I wish to invoke my right to remain silent."
FBI: We'll give you immunity
You: I want a lawyer.
You with lawyer: I cant recall.
Begins dabbing
This is sound advice.... “I do not recall.”
Put that shit on repeat just like all over the criminals who testify in front of Congress or corrupt politicians do when they are caught red handed. Hillary, Cuckerberg, Dorsey, the rest of BigTech criminals, Wray, Strzok, and all of Obamas Cabal.
All they ever said in their hearings was, “I do not recall.”
So, take a page out of their playbook. They rape, steal, and murder all the time, and all they have to say is “I do not recall,” and they are free to rape, steal, and murder some more.
Works for hearsay at congress
Who opens their front door any more? I haven’t answered for anyone in over 4 years. They can call me or text.
😂Shit...since I keep my phone on silent or completely turned off, plus I’d simply not answer the door...good luck “talking” to me without a warrant and probable cause. Tfoh you Pedocrat Party KGB FAG
Yeah, only answer the door if I know if someone is supposed to be knocking.
I'd tell them flat out " you can bet your ass I'm anti government, and you can bet your ass I pray for the day you freaks are all in prison"
Yep. If you're going to talk, don't physically threaten then but rant at them about how worthless they are. Don't answer a single question and if they badger enough then tell them to talk to your lawyer.
Technically bad advice but 🤷
Right, just don't engage at all. Ranting at them has the dual benefit of there being no upside whatsoever, while also making yourself a target to corrupt and powerful liars.
Yeah...THIS... The fact remains, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO ANSWER THE DOOR! Fuck them!
True. It is. You may get arrested. As the saying goes, you can beat the rap but your can't beat the ride. However, the point is to not say anything related to the questions they ask.
Don't say anything.
Correct. Just tell them you have nothing to say. But some people are incapable of that so better to direct that energy to something that won't incriminate you.
You don’t even have to speak with them if you simply don’t answer the door. It’s really that easy...If they were there to “take you down,” they’d have a warrant. No warrant = Me no answer door. Me flip off faggot FBI/Pedocrat KGB enforcement agency through the front window. It’s really that easy. You have zero reason to answer their questions, and unless you’re ass has done something, they will have no legal authority to detain or question you without you consent. DONT GIVE CONSENT. GET A LAWYER AND STFU IF THEY DO HAVE YOU ON SOMETHING. LAWYER, LAWYER, LAWYER...
A long story about fishing with my kids, multiple side roads down memory lane backstories on in-laws and pets, rambling on about nonsense, gardens chickens climbing trees, etcetc. I'm old and bored. I'd love to entertain some youngster with my " old people" gossip...lol. ACTUALLY, no. " I'd like an attorney". And coffee , please 🤣🤣
I'm expecting a visit at some point, I'm just going to say that I don't have anything to say, and why do they need me to answer questions anyways when they can just falsify a 302 and make it so I "said" whatever it is they want me to say.
Unless they have a warrant you don't even have to open the door. You have no obligation to even do that. Fuck those fags.
And get out your phone and record everything. The FBI hates that.
Call 911 on them immediately. Do not open door. Say "there is a man, I believe armed, I think he's pretending to be an fbi agent, he's at my door.". Maybe you get the ohio atf situation. Anyone can fake credentials. Better safe
When the FBI knocks on your door, know that they're only there for practice.
The soon they'll be knocking on your door to politely take you away to a
concentrationre-education camp.Camp?! I love camps. The only thing I love more than camps are train rides!
And barbed wire that faces in!
Proper method Am I in a state of arrest NO Do you have a warrant NO Get off my property and fuck off. Slam door in their face
If 1 or 2 is yes then remain silent until your lawyer is present
Note if 2 is yes request to review warrant and verify if it legitimate
Don't even answer the door if all they want to do is question you. If they are coming to arrest you, then you need a lawyer, but don't say anything to them other than "I want a lawyer".
You say, "faggots say what?"
What? Lol
"I don't answer questions sir".
I’ve got some questions I’d like to ask them.
Tear his card in half and throw it at his feet. Fuck off!
When the authorities wanna talk to you.. refer to the script.
And here's why you should never talk to the authorities no matter what.
https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE
Always remove all clothing and put your boots back on prior to answering the door!
It's not just that you don't need to, but you shouldn't talk to them under any circumstance. You're only response should be, "I'm not answering any questions. " Unless of course they arrest you, then your only response should be, "I want my lawyer. "
Let your lawyer talk for you. Remember, if you say anything that can even be slightly considered a lie, they can and will prosecute you for lying to a federal agent.
You don't need anyone to defend you unless they have a warrant, of which the chances are slim to none. If they come to your door a) record everything and tell them you are doing so (in case their are laws in your state requiring you to disclose it) b) ask if they have a warrant, which is unlikely If the answer is no - tell them to leave. c) if the answer is yes - request a lawyer and remain silent.
Tell them to get a warrant. Then remind them they were not invited and trespassers will be shot. Know your rights.
the name of my gun is My lawyer now
...who says they'll knock? They're going to bust your shit down at 4am with a CNN news crew sitting outside.
"I don't answer questions."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcdj-A61I9c
I thought it would be really funny to say "Ill answer some questions if you answer a couple of mine first..." and then go on to specifically detail all the violent riots by antifa and blm and ask the FBI where they were during all of that. LMAO
Where do we get a based lawyer?
Just plead the 5th right away, because as we all know by now, simply talking to those fags can be "incriminating". Better yet, just don't answer the door as others have said.
I almost hope they do come see me. I’ve done nothing wrong and it would give me a chance to call them commie faggot traitors to their cunt faces. EAT SHIT COMMIES