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This isn't even a meme... (media.patriots.win) 🐂💩 BULLSHIT💩🐂
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yellowandrose 153 points ago +153 / -0

what a clown show, and this is when they're on top of their game...ffs.

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preferredfault [S] 79 points ago +79 / -0

gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "hit the ground running".

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Bazzellle 26 points ago +26 / -0

Then face planted. Maybe end in scorpion position with feet touching back of head.

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Thwok 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damnit, beat me to it...

My next best option was "... breaking both legs on impact."

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PROBE 0 points ago +0 / -0

Hit the ground running.

I mean, thats what diarrhea tends to do.

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Dystopiaslayer 55 points ago +56 / -1

These retards are going to make Obama and W Bush look like George Washington by the end of the year.

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thebigbear 45 points ago +45 / -0

Yea, like you think POTATUS will make it a YEAR????????????

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RabidZoo 19 points ago +20 / -1

I don't know who originated "POTATUS" but they're a comic legend now!

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theDialecticalPlaya 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok, I'm going to be that guy: what is POTATUS?

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +4 / -1

POTATO OF THE US...I'm sure we could probably come up with a clever way to fill in the acronym...but it's just stating that a potato is running our country.

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buco 10 points ago +10 / -0

I give POTATUS six months. Nancy will 25th Amendment him.

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WillHammer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're generous, i like you.

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CreepyJoesOldBalls 10 points ago +10 / -0

holy shit. "POTATUS." I am losing my shit over here.

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TheRedRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m painting that on the back of my tailgate so the whole world can see it.

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Bazzellle 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it has to be, yes plz. I need a good laugh from time to time as I watch the DOW drop, prices rise, and housing market go crazy.

I truly can't stand his running mate. She is everything that gives females a bad rep.

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TenaciousDT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus christ this is pure comic genius, why didnt I think of this! Also, 45th upvote bing!

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 6 points ago +6 / -0

The top of their game is pretty damn low when they can just have the game itself rigged for them

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Wohwoh1911 4 points ago +4 / -0

She’s not gonna last long.

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BerettaStroker 98 points ago +98 / -0

She looks like a fucking carrot.

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shadypollster 40 points ago +40 / -0

You leave Sulky Soviet alone she has a tough job talking about her hair!

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grenades_and_ham 34 points ago +34 / -0

Insulting carrots will get you nowhere around here SIR!

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BerettaStroker 33 points ago +33 / -0

It's MA'AM!!!!

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TrumpWonMyHeart 16 points ago +16 / -0

Did you just asume his/her/its/theirs gender? You sick freak! REeeeeee

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +5 / -1

BIIIGGGOOTTTSSS EVEREEEEWHERE!

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hungryfreaksdaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah! It's peas we hate!

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BrokenBleu 10 points ago +10 / -0

She reminds me of Taylor swifts publicist who’s also stupid

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Oback_Barama 9 points ago +9 / -0

She looks like she smells of piss.

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TheRedRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

And jockstraps

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strictly1957 6 points ago +6 / -0

Won't disagree Fren. Love the .win handle btw Pede.

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BrokenBleu 65 points ago +65 / -0

Biggest downgrade from Kayleigh. It’s bullshit how Trump isn’t in the seat anymore and Kayleigh isn’t either. Most boring fucking incompetent people were now stuck with for 4 years now.

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FreedomDeliveries 29 points ago +29 / -0

we won't last 4 years under them. either we will be dead and/or locked up or they will be. look at the day one decrees and imagine that attitude applied even to just the next 1 year.

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Aries_cz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guess everybody will just go back to not watching WH Pressers

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BrokenBleu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I won’t be because I won’t be watching this Fiona Shrek looking creature.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha. 4 years?

Haha.

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PepeMaxxus 47 points ago +47 / -0

slouching and leaning on the podium, shows weakness. Right on par for Biden's appointees. Spineless cucks.

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WalkFastGoHome 44 points ago +44 / -0

Going from Kayleigh to this is like going from filet minon to an overcooked, half eaten chicken wing buried in sand.

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Trump2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was going with rancid Komodo Dragon jerky but we're on the same page.

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BidenMumbling 6 points ago +6 / -0

I miss Kayleigh's spiciness

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MustBeTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's wrong with chicken wings?

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WalkFastGoHome 14 points ago +14 / -0

A whole lot when it's half eaten covered in sand!

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EMP2024 8 points ago +9 / -1

I hate sand

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

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Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just watched that a couple of nights ago! Good reference!

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ENTP 3 points ago +3 / -0

replace chicken wing w “soggy block of tofu” and i think ur onto something

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OlLadyPede 39 points ago +39 / -0

And the whole room just went, "Oh, yes, yes yes." The White House Press core never met a Democratic asshole they wouldn't gladly lick.

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MrWombatt 33 points ago +33 / -0

I have to admit, when she was asked about Biden violating his own EO regarding masks on Federal property, I found her mental gymnastics to get around them gold medal worthy. 🥇

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ENTP 18 points ago +18 / -0

while not wearing a mask herself

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DiddleMeTimbers 21 points ago +21 / -0

God I miss Kayleigh :'(

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Trump2024 15 points ago +15 / -0

This poor girl was thrown into the deep end of the retard pool before she even knew how to splash in a mud puddle. I'm REALLY going to love watching them have a revolving door of press secretaries.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can't wait for them to ask her hard-hitting questions, like "what kind of shoes will Kamala be wearing to dinner this evening?"

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CensoredCitizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, she has tons of experience with retards from doing the same job in the Obama administration.

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Nearlydearly2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Did she really say this? Is there a clip?

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Belgian_Rofl 42 points ago +42 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqwyd7tJfYY&feature=youtu.be

It's actually worse then the meme implies, the reporter asks why he and his family weren't wearing a mask, and she says:

He was celebrating...Its a way to send a message to the American Public of wearing masks, how it can save lives[citation fucking needed]

When pushed further to and quoting biden the reporter asks if he should be setting the example like he says in his speeches

She replies: Writing the order is setting an example for the American people...I think we have bigger issues to worry about this moment in time.

What a bunch of hot fucking garbage. There are bigger issues, but YOU need to wear your mask because WE tell you to. COMPLY peasant and DON'T question us.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 20 points ago +20 / -0

So he was “celebrating how masks save lives” by not wearing a mask?

Two days on the job and he’s already hoping the COOF puts him out of his misery, the poor guy

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +8 / -1

the poor guy

*potato

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TheRedRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

POTATUS

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svartchimpans 2 points ago +2 / -0

That has meme potential. Photoshop a tired Biden on some potatoes and caption that useless human.

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TheRedRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Many threads here already mention that old dude as POTATUS it’s already happening.

The POTATUS Famine of 2021

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that_sound 9 points ago +9 / -0

Agreed, but I guess because I expected the new administration to be like this, my takeaway from the clip is more that I'm surprised that anyone in the media is allowed to ask anything like real questions.

But after a moment of reflection, I realize that it's more likely the media just running cover for the job killing immigration policies and the rest. Distraction. As you say, there are bigger issues.

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Nibba 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shes so degrading and smug with her answers and body language. I am convinced this administration is a huge social experiment on if they can find the most unbearable people possible to drive suicide through the roof.

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DicksOutForPepe16 2 points ago +2 / -0

This broad will be a gold mine of redpills! This entire administration will be. Thank fuck.

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PensivePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously, someone, make this clip. You're sitting on frontpage material if you haven't.

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Hjfp5 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not exactly accurate. The real clip is not any better. Just seems to clarify that the peasants have to follow the rules not them. That was my take away at least.

https://youtu.be/Gqwyd7tJfYY

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BootsMcGuinnea 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well, now that Biden is in the WH, what are the news outlets gonna do for clicks? Trump wasn't able to so much as shit in peace for the past 4 years because of these media hacks... and now that their cash cow is gone, and now that they're asking softball questions and writing puff pieces on the Hidin' Biden Bunch, what are they gonna do to get their readers enthused?

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c0mpl3x 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Muh white supremacists”

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DicksOutForPepe16 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fed will print more monies for them. Record profits maintained. Fight or collude to maintain control and profit margins.

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acasper 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Hello, my name is Jen Psaki and I am a meme”

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TheOutlawPepeWales 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why isn't she wearing a mask in a Federal building? Oh yeah, I forgot, COVID doesn't spread when you're on camera.

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glmurphy 6 points ago +6 / -0

The white house is a government building, where is the mandated mask on the Press Secretary?

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Bazzellle 2 points ago +2 / -0

There wasn't toilet paper in her gender neutral bathroom while she was crapping on the Constitution.

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my god, how In the world are the trolls going to respond to us now, LOLOLOLOL

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GastonG511 4 points ago +4 / -0

The memes after now automated.

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Kittenblu 4 points ago +4 / -0

How she was hired.."Okay, who can lie the best with a straight face?"...YOU, Ginger..Get up there

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HenkZeilstra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clown? She is the entire circus

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me thinks Islam was right about something...

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Bazzellle 3 points ago +3 / -0

So if I am celebrating I don't have to wear a mask? Ummm... Could you try just a little harder to prove how big of an idiot you are while making the US look dumb as f***.

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ciemPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine if Keyleigh had said the exact same thing about Trump, the fake news would be reeeeeeeing about it for weeks!

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c0mpl3x 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the one time I support masks

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ThePatriotGames2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this an actual quote?

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

They need some fat black chick up there.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Raggedy Ann!

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Walbort 6 points ago +6 / -0

FAGGOTY ANN

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Nameless_Mofo 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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justwow 2 points ago +2 / -0

The arrogance!

At 1st I felt a little sorry for this girl who is clearly out of her depth. Then I looked at her bio: she's 42 yo! Ivy league undergrad and then into the dem/Obama gravy train. Most recently: CNN.

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RPchill1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gawd, I was so sad to see this evil beeotch slither back out from under her rock. I really thought we were finished with her.

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Dr0neRec0very 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Kids, this is what happens when you only eat the orange half of the tide pod.'

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zroheroz 1 point ago +1 / -0

My God is she married? God bless the soylad that took that thing off the market. Time to purge my match.com preferences

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mattsmith01010 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden violated his own EO

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hodlmybeer 1 point ago +1 / -0

She has a dull, midwit look about her.

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paco_boost 1 point ago +1 / -0

Link plz if she actually said this horrific shit

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

just start it from the beginning if you want the whole thing. https://patriots.win/p/11SJoc4qNJ/the-new-press-secretary-just-sai/c/

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait ... she actually said this?

huh

/grabs_more_popcorn

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OriginalBarron 1 point ago +1 / -0

She will be fun to spit out when we are done with her

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looking at this bitch makes me think that maybe mask mandates aren’t that bad.

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Karenl 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is going to get interesting! She's gonna flop before she flips.

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know whatd be funny? If they call and begged Kayleigh to come back and show them how its done.

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ARfreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that actual quote?

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

no it's actually her own words

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ARfreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, thanks.

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Super_degenerate 1 point ago +1 / -0

I miss Kayleigh already

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CreepyJoesOldBalls 1 point ago +2 / -1

I can smell her bush from here.