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Vince_Fosters_Shoe 37 points ago +39 / -2

Today i signed a new EO to provide free childcare to all American residents. Please drop off your kids at the oval office with freshly shampooed hair.

  • Signed, Office of the legitimately elected president
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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honk, honk

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PB_Mack 8 points ago +8 / -0

P.S. No fatties.

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Darth_Venath 6 points ago +6 / -0

Signed, office of the legitimately elected hair sniffer in chief.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, nobody elected him to do that, either.

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Darth_Venath 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody elected him to do anything.