What happens when the majority of America pledges allegiance to Donald Trump, or rather, Donald Trump's vision of how the constitution should be interpreted? Those of you who have sworn an oath to protect and defend the constitution, you don't have to leave right now. I'm talking serious business about taking that oath seriously. Those of you who have sworn no such oath but are loyal to the founding principles and the constitution can stay as well. But those of you who have a different vision for America - you can leave now, out the side door with the two armed guards. Be sure to leave any weapons before entering the door. Trust me, you're going to LOVE what is on the other side. See you! Have they all left? OK, just to test everyone, please rise for the pledge of Allegiance. > I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Thank you. Please be seated. OK, let's start this off with a prayer. > Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. > Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. >And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. > For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen. Thank you. Now we can talk business. Some of you are pretty upset with Joe Biden as "president". Some of you are saying things like "the president" in reference to him. President of what? Of the United States of America? What makes a man president? The fact that "Everyone Says So!" or the sacred words enshrined in the sacred document we call the Constitution of the United States? Because it's fairly obvious to you and me that he is NOT the president. He failed to meet the requirements. For one, he is a traitor to the US, and thus forfeited all of his citizenship. If you need more evidence that he is a traitor, please leave your weapons at the door and exit to the left. What you see there may surprise you. Kamala Harris is also not vice-president for the same reason. Again, if you are not convinced, there's the door. And who is next in succession? Thank you, you're right. Nancy Pelosi. Is it any surprise to you that she is a traitor as well? There's the door! Now who is next? According to the line of succession it is the Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo. Is there anyone here who believes he is a traitor? I think it's fairly obvious he isn't. Thank you. Yes, I know he's a republican. So were a lot of us. OK, but just because he knows traitors doesn't make him a traitor does it? We're looking for people who have conspired with our enemies to overthrow this country. Has Mike Pompeo done that? Yes, yes. Ok, you agree with me then. He is not a traitor, or if he is, we don't have evidence of it. Yes, we need evidence. OK, so President Pompeo. Very good. Now, here's the hard part. What if I told you that the current government of the United States is almost entirely composed of child-raping Satan-worshiping traitors? What does that mean? Thank you, yes, it means that the *government itself is traitor*. Now, we have two options: 1. Find every single goddamn traitor and punish them. 2. Just shut the entire thing down and start over. Which is going to be easier? OK, let me rephrase that. I'm not asking which one will make you happier. God knows I would love to see all the traitors hang. But that's not what I'm really asking, Let me rephrase that: WHICH ONE will protect innocent Americans, their fortunes, their families, their lives, etc...? Thank you for bringing that up. Yes, the military is important. If the military disagrees with our choice, then we may have some fighting, and no one wants to see the American military turned on the American people. Alright, assume for a minute that whatever we decide here in this room, we can persuade enough Americans of that course of action that the military will be obliged to follow as well. After all, you served in the military. You know that the last thing the military wants is to take over everything. They'd rather the people figure it out. OK, moving on. It seems we agree then. While we'd like to see all the traitors hang, and pile their corpses high, we all understand that in terms of protecting the American people from negative consequences, it's probably easier to just restart the government. How do we do that? Let me explain the steps: 1. Declare the current government unconstitutional and thus invalid. 2. Declare that the current government cannot be reformed, by any means whatsoever, except violence, which we prefer not to employ. OK, except you Frank. We know what you've been doing at night, and wearing a black T-shirt with the white skull makes it fairly obvious to everyone. By the way, thank you for your service. 3. Declare that we will accept a temporary military rule as an occupied territory so that we can hold new elections, fairly administered by the military. In this election, we will not only elect new state governments but a new federal government, all the representatives and senators. Seems pretty simple right? OK, now you know the plan. Now tell your neighbors. You have ALL the evidence you need at your fingertips. You don't even need a fraction of it to convince your neighbors. Get to work. We have a lot of things to do between now and then. And REMEMBER: The plan is to disturb the American people as little as possible, keep the economy running, and maintain law and order throughout this process. When we emerge on the other end, we'll have a LAWFUL and CONSTITUTIONAL government, with NO TRAITORS controlling anything. Thank you. By the way, can someone help me clean out the room to the left?