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Gnarly 10 points ago +10 / -0

Frogger dindu nuffin

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Konsaki 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jaywalking!

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JamesBond007 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Felony” jaywalking - FBI “Director” Wray

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ColonelCottonHill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Frogger

Frogg-A

You cis gendered racist.

I'll have you know I've reported you directly to Joe Biden and the FBI should be at your door shortly to take you to reeducation camp.

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Hussar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Battletoads: Whereabouts unknown. According to rumors, was last spotted at a local GameStop. Store employees have been resistant to questioning.

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FluffiPuff 6 points ago +6 / -0

*but NOT resistant to Hockey Sticks

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude, did you get your platinum copy of Battletoads II? It's a download only .torrent at a secret link from the GameStop website. Call them to ask for the link. Not every employee knows about it so you need to keep calling back until you find the "cool" employee.

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Eroticaenthusiast 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unironically can you list the names here? I know all of these except bottom two on the left and last one on the right.

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geckofishknight 4 points ago +4 / -0

bottom right is from Naruto

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EngiFix 0 points ago +1 / -1

You sure love to bait, don't you :)

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geckofishknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

huh?

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EngiFix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, sorry. I thought you were trolling. The frog in bottom right is named Yokozuna, from One Piece (but you're right, it is also a popular anime, like Naruto).

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geckofishknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

damn how did i fuck that up im ashamed

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

The two on the bottom left were from that crappy disney movie, the Princess and the Frog, or some such. The one where Woodrow Wilson was the villain.

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought a crazy voodoo dude was the villain?

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

The protagonist's father died in the Great War. The Shadowm'n's voodoo nonsense was peanuts in comparison :)

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Eroticaenthusiast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should have guessed it by the feminine stance. that just leaves the mutant afro frog a mystery.

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Konsaki 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the Battletoad is named Rash. It's either him or one of his brothers; Zitz or Pimple.

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eatcheese 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first one on the top left is Kermit the frog.

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WarpedSage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where is Sam Hyde?

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JiubUnbound 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or his best friend and personal trainer, Bilbo Beeeeeeennnn!

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Bonami 3 points ago +3 / -0

NICE, thanks!!!

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mrgreencard 3 points ago +3 / -0

GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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wdang 2 points ago +2 / -0

BATTLETOADS!

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rabdargab 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOT THE BATTLE TOADS!! THEY ARE TOADS FOR GODS SAKE NOT FROGS!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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grumpyhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

ohh sweet! they havent found our boy Frogger after all these years! keep going little guy

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based_illinoisan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin loved me some battle toads. I was based AF as a kid I guess

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Symonize 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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ShittersFull 2 points ago +2 / -0

They must've already caught up with dig 'em. He was moving large volume of smacks across the border.

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VirtueVeritas 2 points ago +2 / -0

All hail Hypno toad

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Atomic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Names please?
I only recognize Jordan Peterson.

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Fenuuk 2 points ago +2 / -0

shit there on to us boys.

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WearsNightcap 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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PROBE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which one of you snitches gave them my picture? At least it's the nice one with my fine leather coat.