At least give them a connex camp in the parking lot. That way when it's time to go you just shut the doors and load'em up. Joe could contract Evergreen.
What a waste! This is really the time to infringe on the 3rd amended. You really don't get that many chances. Might was well stomp on all the bill of rights at once. You don't really need that extra room. Shut up and house some troops.
Oh well. Wish I could say I feel sorry for the oath breakers but honestly what did they think was going to happen when they stabbed the greatest POTUS of all time in the back? They would just line up on the red carpet and suck their dicks? This was a test and they failed.
Taking bets on the truth of this... probably less than 30 days til more troops get sent back again.
Truth is stranger than fiction in clown world sadly.
Didn't he already send 750 yesterday? Just a little at a time. The idiots will never catch on!
The Bee is consistently brilliant, give them money Pedes!!!
The Babylon Bee became a serous news organization, most of their recent articles are more accurate than CNN.
Fuck these guys at the bee always hit it right out of the park and it's never a recycled shitpost that I've seen here earlier
At least give them a connex camp in the parking lot. That way when it's time to go you just shut the doors and load'em up. Joe could contract Evergreen.
So spicy!
Is it too early in the day for this much spice? I may need an antacid.
He really said this to these soldiers? I wouldn't have sat quiet...nope
Babylon bee is a parody headline page. Their satire is so close to events it’s gold.
We have troops staged to engage Syria and redeploy to Iraq supposedly. They’re absolutely not fucking around.
God please no.
Sadly it’s basically happening. We have troops staged near Syria.
Or is it?
It’s the Babylon Bee
And they are political satire gold, please subscribe/donate to them, they are on the front lines, we need them strong!!!
It was in his smile, no words necessary.
It's supposedly a satire page. But they are consistently more accurate.... Like George Carlin, dropping redpills disguised as stand up comedy
What a waste! This is really the time to infringe on the 3rd amended. You really don't get that many chances. Might was well stomp on all the bill of rights at once. You don't really need that extra room. Shut up and house some troops.
I love this take.
This should really have been published on Not the bee
Totally agree.
Oh well. Wish I could say I feel sorry for the oath breakers but honestly what did they think was going to happen when they stabbed the greatest POTUS of all time in the back? They would just line up on the red carpet and suck their dicks? This was a test and they failed.
sad but true!
Plastic fake and hollow puppet award goes to...