But who put shoelaces that long in her shoes? I'm thinking maybe she had information relating to illegal activities on the part of Hillary Clinton. They snuck in while she was out and instead of planting a bomb or poisoning her food, they put super long laces in her shoes.
This is so low brow and immature and I can't stop laughing
Sometimes it's best to cut to the core and keep it simple.
Ha ha ha
this is what i was thinking, she's so stupid, she uses laces on slip-ons
I still don't understand where the joke is
Right, this could really happen at any time
Imagine typical leftist MSM reaction to the original story.
OMG YOU WANT AOC LYNCHED!!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!
So they had to clarify.
It's not a joke because this actually happened
Hint: We still don't know
Link - https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1352284822295765002
Wait, so... she accidentally strangled herself with her shoelaces because she's so stupid?
I love them so much
But who put shoelaces that long in her shoes? I'm thinking maybe she had information relating to illegal activities on the part of Hillary Clinton. They snuck in while she was out and instead of planting a bomb or poisoning her food, they put super long laces in her shoes.