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FiveStarMan 19 points ago +19 / -0

I fully agree. Mine lasted 4 years.

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Dyspareunia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was hoping to keep it for another 4!

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Pigpen94 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve always suspected that about Schumer.

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biden_didnt_win 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL

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fthecoup [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was Chuckie thinking about Melanie or is he one of “alternate types”? HHHMMMM

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shadypollster 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a fucking clown. These are our "rulers". They really are the feckless douches from Hunger Games aren't they!

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Gotanidea 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha! Now we can end this impeach talk right? They just jumped the shark on their own serious issue.

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Bullet3250 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pepe could not be reached for comment.

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EUssr 5 points ago +5 / -0

My kraken is still rising.

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OldBlue451 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can confirm

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Garbage_Day 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only one time I will agree with Chuck,

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outlaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rock on!

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becky21k1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Something Schumer's wife has been unable to do for 40 years

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Ampersand2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Technically he did. 100+ million americas got off to his great policies of America nutworthy again!

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AOCs_tits_4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

That they referred to January 6 as an "insurrection" is retarded. At worst it was a riot. You'd think hundreds of soldiers had stormed the building with machine guns, the way the media talks about it. Instead the only gun I've seen is the one security used to kill an unarmed female protestor.

It went from "protest", to "insurrection", to "armed insurrection", to "violent, armed insurrection", to "the worst moment in American history" in the space of a few vaguely sourced Huffpost articles.

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Dahnald2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

RISE UP

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Proud_DudeGermany 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m still hard from his “Build the Wall”-Speech.

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Gatsby2x4 1 point ago +2 / -1

Retarded twatwaffle.

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Ex-libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol sorry libtards this try at optics isnt going to work either.

biden is a fraud and a known cuck.

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DeplorableLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not interested Chuckie. Keep your erections to yourself.

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Ryanaissance 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Freudian slips are strong with this one.

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MrJuly4th 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

Trump magic is the gift that keeps giving....

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AtrisFlex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Call a doctor if it lasts more than 4 years.

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SenditDownrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, what a dipshit.

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Ulfers 1 point ago +1 / -0

He most certainly did.