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Japan4Salt 17 points ago +17 / -0

Probably a copy of the Comminist Manifesto.

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Jabblemonkey1 16 points ago +16 / -0

She didn't want to burst into flames.

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nisidiva 13 points ago +13 / -0

Is she swearing oath on a day planner? LMAO She's a joke.

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Guillotifa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek... best response yet

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ThisIsHowItStarts 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s because she’s a Satanist and if she touched it her hand would burn

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BidensDeadBrain 9 points ago +9 / -0

Her little black book. lol

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B4S3D-P4TR10T 9 points ago +9 / -0

Didnt want to burst into flames

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PonySoldier66 6 points ago +6 / -0

Quaran, obviously

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4_4haha 6 points ago +7 / -1

other angles show "holy bible" but its a "zippered" bible... ive never ever seen a zipper bible before in my life....

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Syme 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have one. It's preserving an old bible my grandpa fought through Europe with. You bet your ass that's the bible I'd use if I ever were elected to an office.

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4_4haha 4 points ago +4 / -0

ok ... just unzip it first hah

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BecMonTchew 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some bible covers have zippers.

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Cali_Republican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mein Kampf probably

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Sarrwell 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's because she knew she would burst into flames.

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Windijo 5 points ago +5 / -0

No because she'd melt like the wicked witch she is

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BilbroNaggins 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's he biggest treasure an album with Willy's Ding Donger's pictures.

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_Sully_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's two bibles. The one on the bottom is Thurgood Marshall's Bible and the other is the Bible of a family friend. The top bible is actually missing pages because in a desperate moment in college she ran out of rolling papers and wanted to listen to Tupac.

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syntaxError [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

🔥🔥🔥☝

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

She would have burst into flames.

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Crisis83 1 point ago +1 / -0

She has a copy of her own bible on top. Don't be like the Commies, Don't fall for fake and Trivial Bs.

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billClintonIsARapist 1 point ago +1 / -0

The top book was actually the bible. Not sure what the bottom book was. Looked like it was covered in tape.