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GenericInsult 41 points ago +41 / -0

If it comes down to that... I will be happy to not get the "vaccine".

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KarpLykov 24 points ago +24 / -0

I’m not getting the β€œvaccine”. Can I have Hank Aaron’s check?

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GenericInsult 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kek

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DonJr2032 18 points ago +18 / -0

Who voted for this creep?

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a7d69fff69534ee994c6 9 points ago +11 / -2

Blacks and suburban white women.

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me-no-likely2 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dead people

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Memphmartian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Then he should open himself to personal liability for any adverse reactions/deaths due to the vaccine

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Meme_war_ii_vet 32 points ago +32 / -0

Holy fuck. Add this guy to the primary list

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Salt_Cartoonist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is someone making a primary list? I wouldn't be surprised if some nimble pede is already making one.

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Populist_Leader 17 points ago +17 / -0

It’d be easier to list who not to primary

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TexasPiper 6 points ago +6 / -0

Easy list indeed.

They ALL get primaried.

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GabeC1997 27 points ago +27 / -0

Would you drink literal poison if a known liar and scammer promised they'ed pay you with your own money that they stole from you?

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FuckU/Spez [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm not taking it, but how many poor and low income will... you know, Bill Gates target demographics for the vaccine.

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crazyjackel 11 points ago +11 / -0

At this point, I can’t tell if they are targeting the poor, the middle class, the blacks, the whites, or the elderly. It really seems like it is everyone but the upper upper class elites that are being targeted.

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DairyBoy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol still not taking it

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A_Flappy_Civic 10 points ago +10 / -0

When being a traitor isn't enough.

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JimmyJam 9 points ago +9 / -0

fine with me - i don't qualify for the stimulus anyway. experiment on all the poor people first. muhahahaha [/s]

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verycute 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's exactly gates' plan.

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ZetaGundam 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wouldn’t this be a HIPAA violation? IRS needs medical records to determine if it should send payment?

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ShyRipley 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love our brainy pedes! Excellent tact, thank you.

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standonthewall 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is actually scarier than you think. They will have to share your medical records with the IRS which will probably be done through some contractor tech company so now they will all have all your health history.

Oh, looks like you shouldn't be able to get a gun now, you told the doctor you had a bad day.

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randomusers239874 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup, and it'll cost $10 million to develop it, will never work, and if you call the site support you'll get a pajeet that doesn't speak english.

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standonthewall 1 point ago +2 / -1

Obamacare website 2.0.

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CmonManDemoWhat76 7 points ago +7 / -0

We fucking hate this guy. Working to recall the asshoe

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DudePlayingaDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Work harder.

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CmonManDemoWhat76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wanna help?

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mushroomhead 6 points ago +6 / -0

BREAKING they hold my nuts before I get vaxed they killed Hank Aaron

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Cybercrook 6 points ago +6 / -0

The scary part about this when you ask yourself, how they gonna know I didn’t take it?

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Brickapede2 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is class discrimination. This is no penalty to me because I don’t qualify for the gibs anyway.

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Lowilson6170 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a cuck!

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rcstl 4 points ago +4 / -0

$1,400 is amateur money, you gonna have to up that a wee bit! Think magnitude. I want my kids to be rich forever.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, it's just like me not taking the vaccine and not getting paid like I've been doing all along, except now I get to pay more taxes. That's gonna be a hard pass.

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Silence_is_defeat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Steilization and potential death for $1,400.. the normies aka lemmings will bite without hesitation. To all patriots, encourage all friends and family to avoid this poison.

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tiamat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keep the money you stole, you soulless bastards

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KX909 3 points ago +3 / -0

No problem. Keep your filthy blood money. Y'all ain't taking me out like Hank!

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soysaucenuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah they’ll give you your fucking money back if you get their franken vaxx. WTAF!

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verycute 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought the vaccine was supposed to be good for you. But they are bribing people with drugs and planning to blackmail them into submission. That's kind of suspicious.

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FuckGovernment 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't that.....

....EXTORTION?

QUID PRO QUO?

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motrhed3 2 points ago +2 / -0

one focus, but he will force trump supporters to take the dangerous vaccine. great

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geotus3000 2 points ago +2 / -0

So effective you need to pay people $1,400 to get it.

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mrxforsenate19909902 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dudes from Ohio..another traitor besides Sherrod Brown and Rob Portman who need to go.

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RandomPanda 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m just gonna go ahead and stop paying income tax.

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll be happy to get one of the vaccines as soon as I'm eligible and supplies are available. And this guy is a complete nutjob. Aside from the ethical black hole this idea inhabits, the practical aspects of such a scheme would be outlandishly expensive and time-consuming. Just the practical aspects of creating an exception to HIPAA, and implementing the related modifications to records-release IT systems and protocols in hundreds of thousands of pharmacies, medical practices, hospitals, etc, would take many months, and impose massive costs. It would also cause many independent medical practices and pharmacies to opt out of providing the vaccinations, in order to avoid the expense of complying with this insane scheme, thus delaying access to the vaccine for a lot of people.

Just stuff this guy into a big paper bag, and nobody will ever have to worry about him again. Thinking is clearly outside his skill set.

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NullifyAndSecede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I suggest citizens withhold their extortion money tax payments unless government ends the lockdowns.

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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

QUID PRO QUO

"If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money." - Extortion

"If you don't get this poisonous vaccine, you're not getting the money" - Extortion

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AngryAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy is obviously a pedophile scumbag Soros puppet douche.

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oakkqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOP at it again.

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FredRedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are a lot of voices that say, "Dump the GOP, start the Patriot party" and a lot of voices that say, "That's ridiculous. Don't start a new party - reform the GOP."

I honestly don't know which side of the argument is right or wrong but... seeing that there are a lot of genuinely dense, rock-headed GOP officials who are stuck on stupid... well, you just can't fix stupid.

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Alpha_Lemming 9 points ago +9 / -0

It will actually be easier to start a new party and keep them out than it will be to eradicate them from the GOP.

You can see they are ready to tank the party because they think Trump loyalty is actually party loyalty. They just don't get it.

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FredRedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all seem very eager to pull a Kent Brockman,: https://imgflip.com/i/4uwfra

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verycute 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still unsure here. There are a lot of morons that vote straight R ticket, and will continue even when the patriots make a new party.

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Salt_Cartoonist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to think this, however, creating a new party would decimate the GOP and end its existence. The deep state fuckers would join the dem caucus and the ones on our side would join the new party. It would take years, but we could take our gov't back and take out the trash while were at it.

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carnivore-pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can keep the money then

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Rotorhead45 1 point ago +1 / -0

hmm

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep your blood money ahole. I am not taking any unsafe shots.

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me-no-likely2 1 point ago +1 / -0

The guy is selling the idea that the government is buying herd immunity instead just giving money away. This would actually work. Of course they don’t have any vaccine supply to support a program like that. They should allow you to get the money and decline the vaccine at a later date since there’s a wait.

Or actually they should open the fuck up and avoid all this drama.

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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joke is on them, I'm not getting a stimulus check anyway!

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Greatlakespede 0 points ago +0 / -0

Meh, I am a conservative, I have my own money, fuck government handouts