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posted ago by ILoveWatermelons ago by ILoveWatermelons +43 / -0

Dear Texans,

I would like to offer my recommendation for your considerations:

Please consider contacting your State Legislators and requesting that they legislate a tax for the people moving to Texas from other states (like California) for a period of 10 years or so. This may disincentivize the mass-migration. I don't know what else to do about your predicament. The only alternative I see is to hope Californian Republicans also migrate alongside them.

The reason I write this to you is because I recently heard from people currently living in LA. They want to Texas, but they never considered that they should change their voting habits. It's not a connection these people seem to make.

Every day that you wait, I expect for hundreds more to pour across your border. I am not sure if the problem will resolve itself. Good luck.

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blitzstrasse 1 point ago +1 / -0

We actually have a system for dealing with this problem in my part of Texas. We gently groom them not to be douchebags. It's a rural thing, though.

We introduce them to grassfed brisket from the ranch. Then Scotch made right here. Then we show them the AR-10 that keeps the hogs, coyotes, and Marxist vermin away. Because everyone knows that God loves the .308, amirite?

Over time, they either assimilate to the kindness, generosity and discipline that make freedom possible, or we encourage them to not be here any more. Impossible with the teeming throngs who flock to stinking shitholes like Houston. Trust me when I tell you that Hell is a place exactly like Houston.

With love and attention, transplanted assholes can be redeemed if they're worth the effort. There may be the odd bigot who judges folk on the color of their skin and not the content of their character, but around here they keep their mouths shut. We love our Latino, Jewish, Black and other friends and neighbors the same as we love anyone. Don't let anyone tell you different.

We will not tolerate Marxists, though.