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MrCuriousGuy513 323 points ago +323 / -0

You can’t fix stupid...

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Ladybug87 120 points ago +120 / -0

The dems are so in owe over him: "the man of the people." They ask how they can get mittens like that. Guess what? They can't, because she can't stay in business in a state with such high taxes... exactly what they themselves and their "man of the people" are for. You can't fix stupid.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 70 points ago +70 / -0

In Sanders Government, you vill all make ze mittens. For glory of Sanders!

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Aoikaze2000 29 points ago +29 / -0

In Soviet Russia, the mittens make you!

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Rainman 23 points ago +23 / -0

You can’t fix stupid...

Most these leftist retards vote for politicians that make them feel good. It's fucking ridiculous that they are so self interested that they say fuck the country I want someone to validate my twisted ideology

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 10 points ago +10 / -0

In United Soviet States of America, some mittens are made of you.

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zedsdedforever 5 points ago +5 / -0

When all my mittens look like penises

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Peachykeen74 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mitt Romney has entered the chat

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SirReginald 13 points ago +13 / -0

Extra marks for your excellent use of changing 1 letter to create a double entendre.

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Keiichi81 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump was the only "Man of the People" in Washington for the last half century or more. The only thing Bernie stands for is his third mansion. It's ironic how many people think a guy who has never held a real job in his life and who got kicked out of a hippy commune for being too lazy and not pulling his own weight is somehow a champion of the working man.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one said these people had sense. The commune is extra funny because he was distracting those hippies from productive work by talking politics all day. You can’t do that when you live off the land. Since being in DC it’s basically all he does. The jokes write themselves.

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Deplorabelle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well they can get mittens like that, but you’d have to spend several weeks learning how to knit first.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 30 points ago +30 / -0

You really can't. Especially not when it's combined with Public School Teacher laziness. Now hear me out. She complained it wasn't worth making them because taxes. Okay I 100% agree with that, fuck the government, but she loves Sanders. The man who would raise her taxes even more. But even BESIDES THAT!!! She could now charge WHATEVER SHE WANTS! She is now a hot item among the communist yuppies that make up 90% of Bernie's supporters. They will pay 50 bucks for a pair of mittens! Yet she DOESN'T GO FOR IT!!! She could literally import mittens from Vietnam and just sell em at a mark up but she doesn't take the chance to restart her business, even if only temporarily she could make BANK!

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BlackPillBot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yup, and then she could use some of that money to move to a less communist state. I hope she doesn’t though.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

She specifically complained about federal taxes. Guessing it's the bullshit self employment tax Trump slashed by half and will go back in 2022.

Can't move away from federal taxes.

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Ricky_CIA 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's worse than laziness now. CRT has already infiltrated into K-12 education, it's rotten to the core.

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VoidWanderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's logical thinking and trying to make the best of the situation. You can't expect that of something that supports communism.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they also make Gucci and Adidas and so many more... all without permission. We call these things knock offs.

Did you read the article? Or did you not ask why the title didn't say TRUMP'S merchandise.... but TRUMP merchandise? Because it wasn't merchandise Trump sold. How retarded are you?

Here is a fun read for you. Biden couldn't even match merch sales, but he's so much popular* though.

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conscious_observer 22 points ago +22 / -0

because stupid is forever...

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ron Whiteism

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zedrexvsyrex 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a fucking retard...

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RentFree2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

...taxes fixed her.