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Donger-Lord2 420 points ago +422 / -2

He keeps talking about the new MAGA movement. I guess Florida IS the perfect place for the Patriot Party HQ.

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ChadManspread 67 points ago +68 / -1

It should be American Patriot Party. Patriot Party shortens to PP, but American Patriot Party shortens to APP, which forces everyone to think about it all the time, whenever they use, download or discuss an app. Plus, "you down with A.P.P.? Yeah you know me!"

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IllEagle 6 points ago +9 / -3

How about Real American Patriot Party? We could be RAPPers?

Or how about White American Patriots? I've heard all the kids love that song WAP!

/s

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SgtReaper 4 points ago +5 / -1

Only tryhards need to prefix stuff with "real". It's just like liars overusing the words "fact" and "truth", in an attempt to compensate for their lack thereof.