I feel like my parents got divorced and my dad left but he was the only one carrying the family and now I’m stuck at home with an alcoholic drug addict mother cause the courts wouldn’t hear his case for full custody
Except you didn't break up with him. It's more like he was kidnapped in broad daylight and everyone saw it happen, including law enforcement officers, but they all just stood there and did nothing and went about their day and when you yelled for help and asked why no one is stopping the kidnapper, everyone called you a conspiracy theorist and racist and kicked you off of social media and told you the kidnapping never happened then they introduced you to some 80 year old man with dementia and told you that he's your boyfriend now and the other guy never existed.
I miss him like crazy. I miss hearing him speak, I miss the press getting shit on, I miss Kayleigh and her magical binder. If Trump TV happens, he needs to get salty cracker in his lineup to combat the late night shows. Get the people who already have a solid base
He can revolutionize the news. Literally ruin the other networks and their raitings. Might be unpopular opinion, and I don't personally listen to him, Dim Fool might also be useful to convert NPC's over to our side since everyone is having Biden remorse, even if he is a fence sitter.
Me too. What kills me is half the country fawning over how they feel like a "child that falls asleep in the back of a car knowing dad will get them home safe" or whatever crap they spouted. Don't they realize the other half of the country feels like their drunk uncle is staying the night and you don't have a lock on your bedroom door...
This country can never unify with those feelings so apparent.
Well the way things are going now, I predict a lot more people are gonna be singing "Don't know what you got (til it's gone)". We all gotta stand outside Trump's house with boomboxes over our heads and get him to run again
He is, in some sense, a father figure to a lot of us, myself included. It sucks we don't get to hear from him every day but at least we know he's out there and he's working on something for us!
That last day or two before the 20th when I finally accepted that no help was coming for the great man... fuck I was just desolate. Just sat in one spot, flicking through TDW but not really taking anything in. Felt like a mental patient who'd been injected with some sort of heavy-duty drug to stop you from feeling anything. Just fucking shattered.
To me it’s like Second-Hand Lions, only instead of getting to live happily ever after with our two crazy old uncles, we have to go live with our bitch mother who abandoned us, and her terrible choice in men.
More like your parents were being paid by some other guys parents to put on a competition which they cheated and you found out, but your parents said you still had to marry the guy that cheated… And the guy that cheated is a pedophile.
its probably not a good idea to get so attached to people you have never met in real life or even have talked to at all. one sided "relationships" with people you "know" over some distanced medium will always end like this.
I feel like my parents got divorced and my dad left but he was the only one carrying the family and now I’m stuck at home with an alcoholic drug addict mother cause the courts wouldn’t hear his case for full custody
Lmao! Yessss
dont worry your moms new boyfriend wants to sniff you and hes got this cool son you can play with
Also, he might be willing to share his daughter, after he takes a shower with her
Accurate on so many levels... haunting...
Excellent analogy. We have the smartest peeps here.
Hits home with real life similarities. Fucking hilarious pede.
I'm crying like a bitch. He just wanted to MAGA, and me too 😔
It's like the Chinese ass-raped my country.
Remove the past tense.
It's true. Sometimes people don't realize what they have until it's gone. I am certain a lot of people feel the same way all around the country.
"Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell
He paved paradise and ran with a fcking thot.
Except you didn't break up with him. It's more like he was kidnapped in broad daylight and everyone saw it happen, including law enforcement officers, but they all just stood there and did nothing and went about their day and when you yelled for help and asked why no one is stopping the kidnapper, everyone called you a conspiracy theorist and racist and kicked you off of social media and told you the kidnapping never happened then they introduced you to some 80 year old man with dementia and told you that he's your boyfriend now and the other guy never existed.
We will hear from him at a greater capacity some time later. I feel he's either planning, or taking a break.
You've had that happen too?! Haters bro.🤣
I miss him like crazy. I miss hearing him speak, I miss the press getting shit on, I miss Kayleigh and her magical binder. If Trump TV happens, he needs to get salty cracker in his lineup to combat the late night shows. Get the people who already have a solid base
Salty and Kayleigh would be some solid prime time programming.
He can revolutionize the news. Literally ruin the other networks and their raitings. Might be unpopular opinion, and I don't personally listen to him, Dim Fool might also be useful to convert NPC's over to our side since everyone is having Biden remorse, even if he is a fence sitter.
Me too. What kills me is half the country fawning over how they feel like a "child that falls asleep in the back of a car knowing dad will get them home safe" or whatever crap they spouted. Don't they realize the other half of the country feels like their drunk uncle is staying the night and you don't have a lock on your bedroom door... This country can never unify with those feelings so apparent.
Well the way things are going now, I predict a lot more people are gonna be singing "Don't know what you got (til it's gone)". We all gotta stand outside Trump's house with boomboxes over our heads and get him to run again
We need to organize this immediately
I'd upvote, but.....
😂
I feel as if I’ve been legally forced back into an emotional and psychologically abuse relationship 100% against my will
We ended up with moms boyfriend that molests us in the night
You didn't break up with him. He was taken away from you.
Yep. And Kayleigh. And Melania. And the whole gang. Feel so empty
Pretty soon all of America will be missing that good D.
He is, in some sense, a father figure to a lot of us, myself included. It sucks we don't get to hear from him every day but at least we know he's out there and he's working on something for us!
That last day or two before the 20th when I finally accepted that no help was coming for the great man... fuck I was just desolate. Just sat in one spot, flicking through TDW but not really taking anything in. Felt like a mental patient who'd been injected with some sort of heavy-duty drug to stop you from feeling anything. Just fucking shattered.
Trump will be back, don't be sad, he will still be around in some capacity.
Twitter just isn't the same without him
You shouldn't be on Twitter
Feels like a funeral. Sucks.
To me it’s like Second-Hand Lions, only instead of getting to live happily ever after with our two crazy old uncles, we have to go live with our bitch mother who abandoned us, and her terrible choice in men.
Me, too. I am jonesing for some spicy Trump tweets.
I'd say it's more like the boyfriend got sent off to war...
I definitely wouldn't go that far, but I'm a guy, so...
Miss him too. And to know a pedo and a pedo son are doing unspeakable things in the White House now. It’s disgusting.
More like your parents were being paid by some other guys parents to put on a competition which they cheated and you found out, but your parents said you still had to marry the guy that cheated… And the guy that cheated is a pedophile.
its probably not a good idea to get so attached to people you have never met in real life or even have talked to at all. one sided "relationships" with people you "know" over some distanced medium will always end like this.