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Hillarys_Ballsack 1 point ago +2 / -1

Risky move this one, but i'm going to say it regardless - i think there's a good argument for this.

Fuck AOC. Fuck anything that retard says. Fuck her, the "Squad" and any communists. But i think you can make a good argument for doing this which is a good move for the country itself AND take it away from the tards.

Education is an investment in the country. We need doctors, nurses, scientists geographers, etc. We do NOT need literature, gender studies or any of that shit.

So, PROFESSIONS only, but it comes with 2 conditions:

  1. Newbies: you pay in before you take out. You give 2 years of paid service to your country first (not necessarily the military, but infrastructure etc), then we pay for your education. Same goes for trades: learn them by serving your nation.

  2. You hire at least 3 Americans within the first five years of graduating - either under you, or for you directly. Otherwise, you forfeit the indemnity and owe the whole lot. If you're going to make 500k as a doctor, you're going to help others.

The toughest piece is how you tell the millions of seriously pissed off people who have already paid for their education costs. So, two options:

A. Apologise directly, and tell them we're doing this as an investment in the country. It sucks. But be patriotic.

B. We can't give you the money back, but you won't have to pay for your kids if they choose professions, and we can give you 10 years of tax breaks - if you studied for a profession and hired Americans.

Otherwise, fuck your plan for free shit.

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Peacekeeper76 1 point ago +1 / -0

i'M SAVING THIS. bRILLIANT.