"Our meta-data reports show us that you said 'MAGA' 1,337 times on social media, created 33 'PEPE' memes, and updooted over 9000. What do you have to say for yourself, terrorist?"
You could really have a lot of fun with this question under oath, I think. Essentially every word in that question lacks a precise definition in context. They basically demand that you fill in the meanings yourself in order to self incriminate.
I'm not a lawyer, but I am a pedantic as fuck engineer, and I would probably be willing to get held in contempt of court for the shear autistic pleasure of perseverating on this one.
"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the patriot party?"
"Our meta-data reports show us that you said 'MAGA' 1,337 times on social media, created 33 'PEPE' memes, and updooted over 9000. What do you have to say for yourself, terrorist?"
Meme Farmer: "I just wanted to feed my family!"
MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
Just wanted to catch up to you a bit!
FBI: "Agent Carlsbad! We are getting an unusual amount of MAGA chatter online!"
Agent Carlsbad: "Sweet mother of God... Call all emergency personnel and get them back on monitoring thedonald immediately!"
what do i have to say for myself....i am proudly a terrorist if being a terrorist means not beign a fucking communist pig!
Define "member".
Sounds like a Beavis and Butthead joke to me. You said member.
Pepe Farms members.
I 'member.
Define "are"
You could really have a lot of fun with this question under oath, I think. Essentially every word in that question lacks a precise definition in context. They basically demand that you fill in the meanings yourself in order to self incriminate.
I'm not a lawyer, but I am a pedantic as fuck engineer, and I would probably be willing to get held in contempt of court for the shear autistic pleasure of perseverating on this one.