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The “war on terror” has gone domestic, and patriots are the new targets (www.naturalnews.com) 🔥🏛️ VIOLENT LEFT 🏛️🔥
posted ago by Starxteel ago by Starxteel +3619 / -1
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prayinpede 30 points ago +30 / -0

"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the patriot party?"

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monkeylovebanana 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Our meta-data reports show us that you said 'MAGA' 1,337 times on social media, created 33 'PEPE' memes, and updooted over 9000. What do you have to say for yourself, terrorist?"

Meme Farmer: "I just wanted to feed my family!"

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VinnyMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA

Just wanted to catch up to you a bit!

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monkeylovebanana 10 points ago +10 / -0

FBI: "Agent Carlsbad! We are getting an unusual amount of MAGA chatter online!"

Agent Carlsbad: "Sweet mother of God... Call all emergency personnel and get them back on monitoring thedonald immediately!"

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 2 points ago +2 / -0

what do i have to say for myself....i am proudly a terrorist if being a terrorist means not beign a fucking communist pig!

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LessAndLessIronic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Define "member".

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds like a Beavis and Butthead joke to me. You said member.

Pepe Farms members.

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monkeylovebanana 3 points ago +3 / -0

I 'member.

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BarnStorm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Define "are"

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LessAndLessIronic 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could really have a lot of fun with this question under oath, I think. Essentially every word in that question lacks a precise definition in context. They basically demand that you fill in the meanings yourself in order to self incriminate.

I'm not a lawyer, but I am a pedantic as fuck engineer, and I would probably be willing to get held in contempt of court for the shear autistic pleasure of perseverating on this one.