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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wears pearls

Is that a thing people are actually saying?

Also, inb4 β€œpearls before swine”

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that_sound 20 points ago +20 / -0

I have no idea. But if you ask Willie Brown about her pearl necklaces, I bet he'll know.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 13 points ago +13 / -0

He probably know them as anal beads

β€œIf you pull them out just right they sound like a xylophone β€œ

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DJT_JR6544 7 points ago +7 / -0

Man that is gross

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ladybugs!

WEW LAD "Like cranking a lawn-mower!"

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Efrum 2 points ago +3 / -1

This reminds me of a comedian. His story went: She said "I want to try something new" and pulls out some anal beads. She says "When I say I'm coming I want you to pull them out" "Ok" I says. So after awhile she says "I'm coming" So I pulled them out like I was starting a lawnmower. Now the sheets are ruined and she's leaving.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes. They will always talk about some superficial thing ad nauseam to distract from their incompetence and evil. Nuke Russia? No no dear democrat, let’s talk about Hillary’s pantsuits.

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