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Efrum 2 points ago +3 / -1

This reminds me of a comedian. His story went: She said "I want to try something new" and pulls out some anal beads. She says "When I say I'm coming I want you to pull them out" "Ok" I says. So after awhile she says "I'm coming" So I pulled them out like I was starting a lawnmower. Now the sheets are ruined and she's leaving.