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Archmagnus 97 points ago +99 / -2

centrists

you mean alt-right neo-nazis?

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strictly1957 35 points ago +35 / -0

KEK. (Nice political truth haymaker you just put out there Fren!)

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Daris 18 points ago +18 / -0

According to an internet test I did, fuck knows if its reliable, im centrist as fuck but all my friends think im a fascist

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desync_ 15 points ago +16 / -1

Join the club. I've done several such tests on different websites and I've always come back as a centrist /economically right leaning. Somehow, I'm still the one that is 'controversial'.

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Judicator 2 points ago +2 / -0

The irony is when you look at that graph (which is stupidly oversimplified, if that wasn't obvious - and the test itself is bullshit because the interpretation of questions is vague) we're FAR more left wing than even like, sanders or some bs like that. The whole thing is a farce.

Examples of farcical or loaded questions from the test:

  • "People are ultimately divided more by class than by nationality" - What does this mean? People right now are? People always are? People should be???
  • "If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations." - What does "serving humanity" even mean???
  • "I’d always support my country, whether it was right or wrong." - Define your country? Take right now, I don't support Biden or his administration; I consider him a dictator occupying my country (because he is), meaning I support my country; just not the current government of it.
  • "It is regrettable that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to their society." - Loaded question, implying those that "simply manipulate money" contribute nothing to their society, but also, "regrettable"? Vague as hell.
  • "Governments should penalise businesses that mislead the public." - Mislead according to who? What kind of misleading are we talking about; are we saying "fake news" or are we saying they sold us something deceptively, claiming it was something else (re: corner cutting and safety lies)?
  • "All authority should be questioned." - What is meant by "questioned"? Defied? Talked about???
  • "The businessperson and the manufacturer are more important than the writer and the artist." - The people themselves; or the jobs? I'd say all people are equally important, but not necessarily jobs?
  • "Mothers may have careers, but their first duty is to be homemakers." - I'd say ANY parent's first duty is to homemaking and childcare, regardless. That doesn't mean they can't have both. Loaded question because gender implied, making agreement with that make you out to be "sexist".
  • "You cannot be moral without being religious." - I would argue that morality derives from religion, therefore being moral means following religious teachings, in a way. Loaded and bias question.

I would argue that that one test with like, the 6 left to right scales is way better.

For example, you can be socially right wing but economically left.

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NotAnotherNPC 13 points ago +13 / -0

They're trying to move centrist to somewhere around Bernie.

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Gotanidea 6 points ago +6 / -0

But he has cute gloves! Isn’t he mahhvelous!

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NotAnotherNPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still can't figure out how his supporters support socialism but don't care he has more houses than they have jobs.

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

The thexietht thailor on the theven theath!

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Nainya 1 point ago +1 / -0

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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rivertrek 32 points ago +33 / -1

This is going to rule the internets

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NerBolanski 20 points ago +23 / -3

Centrists are worse than both normie liberals and normie conservatives.

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Tangerine_memez 5 points ago +15 / -10

Centrists got us Joe Biden....just saying

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thedirtmerchant 24 points ago +24 / -0

Dominion got us Joe Biden

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jarvis 7 points ago +7 / -0

All the centrists I know abandoned the left completely when transgenderism, pronouns and all that crazy shit started.

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DarkDrai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crowder's "There are only two genders, change my mind" episode/meme was my gateway drug.

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Trump_USA_2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

I may have been a centrist.... nah I wasn't ever a centrist..... but all of the pronouns and social justice and create your own oppressed group just drove me to be....

Conservative. Because conservatives are actually the loud minority but the silent majority, since most people would hate to give up their freedoms to the government. Unless the media cooks up a controlavirus to drive us into a fearful frenzy. Unless the controlavirus gives states the opportunity to perfect their methods of fraud with mail-in ballots. Unless Dominion leverages the controlavirus to influence the fake news suppression polls, to rig the rules on poll watching, and to call random lids in the vote counting process....

A perfect storm for Joe Biden.

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NerBolanski 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah.right now,a centrist is just a semi-sane liberal.lot of republicans are basically liberals.

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TrumpCard69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary shills said the same thing about Trump

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DeplorableDC 16 points ago +17 / -1

Your left or my left?🤔🤣

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muslimporn 24 points ago +24 / -0

As a centrist I can agree with this. I'm sorry but it's the left. I can find some fault in the right but my experience is when you steer a ship sometimes you have to steer starboard to avoid the jagged teeth protruding the sea and that might also tear your hull to the port. If leftists invented steering wheels they would only steer in one direction and you would be driving around in circles. I'm tire of this you're both as bad as each other. I'm sorry but this time it's the left that is in the wrong. I never conquered the high seas through fear of steering which ever way I needed to.

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DeplorableDC 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you read too much into a corny old joke I tried to make. When facing someone and they say to the left you go ‘your left or my left?’ Because facing you they are flipped. Or someone says turn something to the left. ‘Yours or mine?’ Etc...

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 9 points ago +10 / -1

I think Ayn Rand said there's always right side and a wrong side, and the middle is always evil.

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rsme3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can see this. I call them fence walkers.

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ravioli_king 7 points ago +8 / -1

Hey I was on the left, I might still be, but whatever that picture is on the left needs a hug or something, because he or she wants attention to stand out because they're so dissatisfied with something about themselves they want to cover it up.

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Roadpower 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have found through decades of observations, that extremism (most of which is left leaning) is like a black hole. It sucks in people who were already unhappy and then the process amplifies the discontent. I view this more as a social or psychological problem than a political problem. It's just that frequently the most observable manifestation of this is in political statements or culture.

To expand on this a little more; it is the rebel process. Many people go through a period of rebel, but it is the people who end up taking it too far that find themselves trapped in a hell of their own creation. Unfortunately their personal hell is too often transmitted to others.

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KamalasStench 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't touch it, you'll get hepatitis.

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they-see-me-trollin 1 point ago +1 / -0

don't you know? classical liberals and libertarians are neo-nazis now.

on the other hand, i know people who think themselves to be classical liberals yet they support reparations and 90% tax rates and repealing the bill of rights... they genuinely have this delusion where they think they stayed still while the right moved extremist right. in reality, the right barely moved, while the left went off the rails left. even gallup and pew have ran studies proving the right barely moved, yet these people moved so far left that if you're right of marx, you must be a nazi.

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AnAngryPotato 6 points ago +6 / -0

pretty much how I got involved in politics.

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JimQPublic 6 points ago +6 / -0

To answer this question -- a bad Seth Green lookalike.

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MakingArrowsOrange 5 points ago +5 / -0

The left looks like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite a few years after the movie ended.

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NostalgicFuturist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Orange-Hair didn't come out of nowhere. Zhe was once a sweet little baby. It took 15+ years of brainwashing to put that murderous look on that face.

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Nowanoutlaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its a creation of the liberal indoctrination bieng performed by you school system as i type. And bieng promoted by your current government. And 90 percent of media.

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FucKamala 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣 if only wars were won through memes. Our side would have saved the entire world 100 times over 🤣

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KoolKoolWater 4 points ago +4 / -0

Centrists are just far-left libs who have enough awareness to know that they’re being stupid but go along because it’s “kind” and “tolerant”.

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NerBolanski 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are right. You just gave the perfect description.

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BloodyWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is a Centrist these days? I mean, I never was one to begin with, but really ... .

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GodSaveTheWest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Recently watched a few sargon of akkad videos and he seems alright.

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BloodyWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, Sargon has a few hangups from his Left-wing days, like about voting statistics, but I generally like him. However, I think he kind of more identifies as Center-Right. But I concede he probably views himself as "the Center". However, my real point is he doesn't view himself as non-aligned or that both sides are just as bad.

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TheBehavingBeaver 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol true

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck the "centrists." They had exactly the choice presented above and were of ZERO assistance to patriots.

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Elvathelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Picard" is no centrist! definite lefty!

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Unpopular_Opinion 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOOOOO... Who's the lady on the right? She got a man? ;)

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O__________ox 2 points ago +2 / -0

I for one sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded, but I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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itsdangerous 1 point ago +1 / -0

good quality meme

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Cadash 1 point ago +1 / -0

Centrists are right by default.

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Weallseethetruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a person who is ugly, has mental problems, full of hate and jealousy because "it's" life hasn't worked out the way they want it and since their mommy told them they were special they believed it!! This thing on the left is the ones who will never listen!! The really fat, super ugly, trans or any other mentally fucked up people will not change... No sense in talking to someone like this in this pic..... BUT... I do think there's a lot of leftist who are starting to wake up now that they see who Biden really is and that they were used! ... We need to tell them about traditional American values and what it really means to be American!! ... Because I promise you most of these people have never been told!! ESPECIALLY if they're from up north... We have to redpill ANYONE who will listen

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LordCommissarYarrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

centrists are arguably worse than either

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EdwardSolomon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd marry the chick on the right.

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ManicJackBauer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha!

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ionizer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This wins January 23rd, 2021. Congrats, maybe you'll make a tosh.o clip one day :)

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4MoreYearsLetsGooo 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's amazing how we mirror each other. Republicans on here say that we're TOO peaceful and this is why we get stepped all over. Yesterday I see a post on imgur about how republicans are brutal, democrats are too peaceful and should start swinging like republicans do.

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BloodyWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're just justifying themselves. Where are our arsons? Our election fraud (within the past decade)? Our political purges?

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Shermanova 1 point ago +1 / -0

lul

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Sgtt 0 points ago +2 / -2

Just realized that I'm a centrist, myself. I hate both the left and right

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KamalasStench 2 points ago +3 / -1

doormat.win is your jam

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Unpopular_Opinion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh you must be from Can'tada. Makes sense.

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GlobalEuropa -1 points ago +1 / -2

* hand rubbing intensifies *

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NerBolanski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are the Mossad and JIDF so triggeed?

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ModsBanPaleos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because they want us to be wage slaves to israel

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