Sorry Pedes, I'm jumping ship- just emailed over my application for DNC membership. Think they'll accept me?🤞🤞
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You did great kid! You're a shoe in. When you're wearing the Project Veritas hidden camera remember to ask them repeat the spicy parts.
lol "with the white supremacy taken out"
maybe AhBlackmen?
AhBlackWOMEN!!
Fucking bigots with their AhBlackmen. MEN CONTROL EVERYTHING!!! RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEREEE!!!!!!!!!
I aways get it wrong!!
We have the best amens don't we folks?
And awomens
People tell me this all the time
They are black though - right ?
Lol I hope you get in! They’re terrible at noticing sarcasm and have no sense of humor
LOL! Brilliant!
DEEP FRIED PAN SEXUAL...I could not read any more..my coffee is all over the table...and BWAHHHHHHHHHHH
Welcome to the watch list, when we hit the camps I call top bunk.
Camps? I’m not going to a camp. When they come for me, guaranteed off to be taking a couple down with me! Fuck their camps? Fear only works if you’re afraid to die!
I am positive they’d accept you, they probably don’t even read what people write! Or they have some illiterate third-worlder processing the applications who couldn’t read it if they wanted to.
Actually, you may want to actually start getting into DMC. Infiltration is very important on information warfare, plus work on getting chosen to be an election oficial.
Infiltration is great if you do it. Trouble is most of us really just don't want to live a lie.
But those of us who don't mind it really should get on with the applications.
I could...I had connections with my local Dems in 2015 but dropped them all when they started calling everyone racist.
But you’re right, I couldn’t live that lie. I’m too vocal and would tell too many people they are fucking idiots, thus blowing my cover.
Well, if they wholeheartedly believe you're on their side, they might agree with you. Remember, they've no shortage of yes men, and may gravitate towards someone standing up for a change. As long as you slowly reveal your actual positions after you get elected (like all pols btw) you should be alright.
Seriously, probably all you need is the D next to your name to win the primary. That's all we really need is some MAGA candidates to edge out socialists in D primaries. Then it's really easy after that.
looks up from zoom Those pesky morals
Then fumble the pass of fraaaaaaud
Depends!
What are your pronouns?
Trumpanxir/Trumpanxim
Top.fucking.kek!!!
Pronouns are MAGA/KEK/PEPE
Trudeau couldnt have written a better application
Damn. Now I’m hungry for some deep fried pansexual omnibus
Shit, with a entry request like that, you're going straight into management. 🤣
Oh god, please report back on any and all replies. This will be hilarious.
Top kek of the day. 😂
Dhaha it probably helps to start calling everyone comrade so you get used to it.
I doubt if anybody has switched from Trump to Biden ever. Never Trumpers were never Trump so they didn’t switch and the more people see the more people are pro Trump
Sorry to answer your question with a question, but, did you get you confirmation yet?
AWOMAN
I think you are doing this right
I bet they accept because they will take anybody
Lmao...
You. I like you.
The time to convince them that their policies are trumps ideas
Would love to hear the response, should you receive one.
I'm going to register as a Democrat election worker for the next election.
& Blackwoman* YOU SEXIST PIG
KEK
“Pandeep-fried” would have gotten you more AuntieKamalaPoints(R)
This is fucking hilarious.
Bwahahahahah. You're a comedy genius.
Joking aside, infiltrate and subvert 'em. Agree and amplify. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Hilarious!
Blackmen... Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Good one!
We should all switch to the Dems so we can vote in their Primaries and vote in the candidates they don't want. Tear them up from the inside out.
your a shoe in......
Blackmen to that!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Take my updoots!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You'll be easily approved.
SC?
Good concept but actually infiltrating them is how we got beat
No. Them infiltrating us is how we got beat.
Time to fight fire with fire. 10,000 feet per second fire, that is.