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Raetchel 131 points ago +169 / -38

Patriots will be opening their doors and letting them in to search their homes, takes their guns, kill their dog, rape their wife.... and there will be no recompense, no justice, nothing.

crickets

until you go online...

then it'll be all, "How EVIL!!!", "They CAN"T DO THIS!!!!!", 'RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and one by one... we die.

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bigmikespen15 116 points ago +119 / -3

Get a phone tree with every gun owner in your area. When they come hold them up as long as possible until the cavalry comes in.

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hansgruber7 23 points ago +26 / -3

When it eventually happens they will come in the middle of the night with an overwhelming SWAT team.

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bigmikespen15 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which is prepared for an attack from inside the house, but maybe not so much from outside. You will have precious seconds when they roll up, so you can either go down in a blaze of glory or call a friend and play dumb until they show up.