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Maybe? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by wst4 ago by wst4 +4507 / -1
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DroppsaDuece 53 points ago +53 / -0

Turtle DNA, the crappy kind.

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Whatyougotson 16 points ago +16 / -0

Is he not turtle enough for your turtle club?

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23zulu 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’m just wondering if the carpet matches the drapes!

(If any of you were eating .... I apologize)

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Chosimbaone 7 points ago +7 / -0

The problem I'm having is I'm imagining a wig stuffed into somebody's pants now

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BigDTxEnergy 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao. turtle, turtle turtle

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Tanmantime 42 points ago +42 / -0

This is a joke obviously... but Michelle Obama is 100% a man. I am absolutely positive. One day, they (MSM), will do a special and it will be normalizing Transsexuality, and they will say “the most beautiful First Lady ever was actually trans, and no one knew! See how accepting and loving we are as a country?” But I knew, it’s really obvious!

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Anon1970 29 points ago +29 / -0

Joan Rivers knew. They took her out for outing Big Mike!

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Quantum_Mech 22 points ago +22 / -0

Joan Rivers had some big ass balls for outing Big Mike... for outing Big Mike and his big ass balls

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strictly1957 16 points ago +16 / -0

RIP Queen Joan... she was yeeted for saying the true part out loud!

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TheRedRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is her daughter a spaztoid or normal thinking?, asking for a friend.

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strictly1957 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not sure but Joan was a based Jewess with a rapier wit and a tongue that could flamethrower all comers. Rest in power Queen. Killed for exposing Big Mike!

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Tanmantime 8 points ago +8 / -0

I agree, the timing was very curious.

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Zuristin 4 points ago +4 / -0

replace thedonald with patriots

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TheRedRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upvote becuase I didn’t know that.

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1776Widowmaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dammit

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FakeNametag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then Big Mike comes out and says "for the first time in my life I'm proud of my cock"

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D0NNIE_DARK0 7 points ago +7 / -0

I will lose it. I’m too pure for this world. I want off the rollercoaster and straight to Jesus.

I still can’t believe we had a First Lady that said that. You’ve never been proud of your country until your husband ran for President? They were the weirdest pair. She’s such an insufferable shrew.

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1776Widowmaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nailed it...er him..uh her? They them? Frak now I'm the confused one...

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, I bet you've never seen michelle and Terry crews in the same room, have you?

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Dominion3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would they hide it? Isn't the left proud of that stuff?

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Tanmantime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because they want to make the point “everyone was so tolerant, no one noticed Michelle was a man! That’s how normal being trans is, it’s unnoticeable!” When in reality, for 99.9% of them it’s very obvious, including Big Mike

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St0l3nV0t3s 26 points ago +26 / -0

That wig isn't fooling anybody...

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ArcNoculus 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nor is that paynus.

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HKYGOALIE30 12 points ago +13 / -1

Didn't know Turtles could be trans too. Fucking weird world we live in.

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lovemylibs 19 points ago +19 / -0

Transphibians...

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pyre2001 10 points ago +10 / -0

They are turning the turtles gay!

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Dimensia89 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not close enough but the resemblance is eerily close and I laughed so hard that I startled the neighbors.

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TrumpTrain425 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same as Blasey Ford and Amy Schumer. It looks like they just slapped makeup on that pig and gave her lines. Just a coincidence that she's related to Chuck

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D0NNIE_DARK0 3 points ago +3 / -0

There’s a weird video on YouTube that thinks Kavanaugh and Blasey Ford are the same person and the whole ordeal was some kind of humiliation ritual for him to get his SCOTUS seat.

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TrumpTrain425 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised frankly. Sounds masonic. No different than blood rituals and familial sacrifice.

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IvIA6A 4 points ago +4 / -0

The turtle and turtlette

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DAKKREDWHITEandBLUE 4 points ago +4 / -0

they are ALWAYS in the same room together. i wonder what wiki leaks had on him to make him freak out about a possible Trump pardon for Julian?

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Loyal2Liberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's actually pretty easy to tell the difference between the two. Mitch McConnell doesn't have any balls, while the one on the left does.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Things That Make You Go WREEEEETCH and/or WHOA NELLY.

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modscalledmeacuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

rachels story is basically normal with tom wilkinson, just like bruce jenner

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for the tip about RICHARD. I love Tom Wilkinson as an actor - may have to check it out though the overtly-queer sh*t really makes me want to puke. My father passed on 11/24/20 (long story but three weeks after on 12/17 I found my MOTHER dead at home as well, prior to that all of dad's remaining siblings plus a maternal uncle passed as well - FIVE family members in two months time). For dad's last two years he was at a local nursing home as I simply couldn't handle his horrendously bad health at home any longer as caregiver. I would take movies and - recommended by the 'younger kids' my nieces and nephews - new(er)/current series, films out to watch with him in the evenings.

I'd say 99% of the CRAP from HollyWEIRD for the last solid decade - and absolutely since the horrible Obergfell 'decision' - just RAMS the tranny and gay shit down your THROATS anymore, and I mean in a GRAPHIC manner. Renders otherwise-decent films and series UNWATCHABLE.

Now with The Tyrannical Left in charge of EVERYTHING, I fear the 'new normal' is going to only get exponentially WORSE - better start downloading every Silver Screen Classic I can get my hands on before they vanish before the onslaught of DEMONIC filth - they BAN the wholesome stuff and FORCE the other poisonous trash on you.

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ViolettFem 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's YOUR plan exactly??

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ViolettFem 3 points ago +3 / -0

A real Doppelganger - first he was compared to George Washington and now Kokaine Mitch. There will be no comparisons to anyone attractive.

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Myzlplix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Politicians are genetically defective.

Would explain their psychopathic tendencies.

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remindmelater 3 points ago +3 / -0

hilarious....

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americandrunk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goddamit. You're right.

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MrsHart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weak chins...oh so telling

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MustBeTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHO THE FUCK IS "WE" YOU FILTHY COMMIE

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Trumps_legacy 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmfao turtlevestite

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TwelveMoreYears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pede, you just blew my fucking mind

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VinnyMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have the same triple chin. Bitch McConnell was never even obese how does he have so much extra skin?

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ithurts2bankok 2 points ago +2 / -0

virtually identical

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WTF71 2 points ago +2 / -0

The stuff of nightmares.

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TheRedRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can verify: I have never seen these two degenerates ever together in the same bathhouse on CCTV security feeds. Clean Towels Matter

🤡 🌎

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MajorClark 2 points ago +2 / -0

classic

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Spartacus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well now that you mention it, why no, no I haven’t.

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IhateDemLibs 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're the same person! That's been Mitch in a wig this whole time!!!🤣🇺🇸

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noice!

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Forgotmypass666 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to say that about John Kerry and bin laden.

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jarasan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two MF'ing ugly bitches.

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Antisemite-I-Guess 1 point ago +1 / -0

This actually looks like eachother

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Socialismsuckz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha haha

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GraceKrakilakin 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they fill in the ass-crack above his lip, and you compare the eyebrows... IT'S A MATCH!

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AspirationalRecluse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bwahahaha!!!

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blahaha...... same nose n scrotum chin.... <3 MAGA2021

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Punisher1963 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve been saying this since cousin IT started showed up

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strictly1957 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy father and several saints, the Turd Turtle has a Doppelganger...

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Donor09 1 point ago +1 / -0

👀👀👀

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Gwoz8881 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are both males

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ummmm even Mitch is a hotter woman than that "thing".

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cgret988 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cousin's or bro and sis(bro)

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BallsackPaneer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Henceforth xe shall be known as BIG MITCH.

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Devo55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahahaha

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SigAR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ohh my God

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Loki13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn I posted this like 3 days ago and got 0 traction....

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ShillsBTFO 1 point ago +1 / -0

You might be on to something..

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Gunmolester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok that freak makes me Turtle everytime

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Silent12Gauge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yo, that shit is FUNNY!!!!!

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BloodDe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting

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LiskaEman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does Levine ID as a he or a she or a it? I seriously don't know