posted ago by B4S3D-P4TR10T ago by B4S3D-P4TR10T +5 / -0

What is left selling to kids:

Sex - (feels great) Drugs - (feels great) Horrible Music - (these dumbshits like it) Violence - (feels great) Your gonna go to mars! - (carrot dangle) You can be anything including a woman or a man - (feels great) You can make money any way you want, even for nothing! - (feels great) Everyone is the same - (feels great) Ultimate Inclusivity - (feels great)

What are we selling to the kids: Get out of debt (hard but satisfying) Get married - (extremely difficult, and lots of maintenance) Have kids - (extremely difficult, expensive, but the literal point of life)

We either need to have more enticing offerings, or breakdown the spells cast by zee grabbler. I think we have to smash them over their head with the Reality-stick.

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julianReyes 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are selling fulfillment and contentment. More than the materialists can grasp.

We have solutions to supersensory-induced depression.

Your gonna go to mars!

Funny, that was one of the reasons why I loved the Trump term, since we were making technological headway with astronautical development in years after Obummer shuttered the space programs. Now it's going to get destroyed again as they seek revenue sources to glean off of for those unsustainable handouts.