What is left selling to kids:

Sex - (feels great) Drugs - (feels great) Horrible Music - (these dumbshits like it) Violence - (feels great) Your gonna go to mars! - (carrot dangle) You can be anything including a woman or a man - (feels great) You can make money any way you want, even for nothing! - (feels great) Everyone is the same - (feels great) Ultimate Inclusivity - (feels great)

What are we selling to the kids: Get out of debt (hard but satisfying) Get married - (extremely difficult, and lots of maintenance) Have kids - (extremely difficult, expensive, but the literal point of life)

We either need to have more enticing offerings, or breakdown the spells cast by zee grabbler. I think we have to smash them over their head with the Reality-stick.